Sorry young Graalians

Rexx · 08-22-2013

But your parents probably won't buy you Grand Theft Auto V because it includes:

frequent blood splatter
dismemberment
torture sequence
implied fellatio and masturbation
receiving sexual favors from prostitutes
sexual moaning sounds
topless lap dances
exposed dicks
necrophilia
depictions of raw sewage and feces
marijuana use (bong and joint)
cocaine use
drunk driving
"the words “f**k,” “c*nt,” and “n**ger” can be heard in the dialogue.”

sounds like the best game ever

I compiled this quick list from this IGN article

BboyEatsbacon · 08-22-2013

Most parents sadly don't care enough to read through ESRB labels or actually notice them in the first place.

Jester Lapse · 08-22-2013

I buy it myself boiii!

Breezy · 08-22-2013

My dad thinks I'm mature

Talon · 08-22-2013

necrophilia what

Dusty · 08-22-2013

So everything the pasts one have had? They'll still blame the game though when they ignore the warnings and buy it anyways, because they're too lazy to put forth the effort.

MrSimons · 08-22-2013

o no

Dusty · 08-22-2013

Rexx · 08-22-2013

Posted by Dusty

Seems legit.
*buys game for 10 year old son*

optimuswhat · 08-22-2013

That 3 year old CoD player will love this game. He'll be glued to this.

Nyte* · 08-22-2013

Psssshhhhh you act like us 5 year olds don't know how to buy Psn or Xbox cards and download off of the online store.

Era News · 08-22-2013

Sorry I lold at "drunk driving".

Yog · 08-22-2013

"implied fellatio"

Does that mean it wasn't rape?

Crono · 08-22-2013

Standard.

Hadzz · 08-22-2013

If I buy this my dad will finaly stop syaing I only play g*y games like graal

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Rexx User Registered Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 4,626	Sorry young Graalians But your parents probably won't buy you Grand Theft Auto V because it includes: frequent blood splatter dismemberment torture sequence implied fellatio and masturbation receiving sexual favors from prostitutes sexual moaning sounds topless lap dances exposed dicks necrophilia depictions of raw sewage and feces marijuana use (bong and joint) cocaine use drunk driving "the words “f*k,” “cnt,” and “n**ger” can be heard in the dialogue.” sounds like the best game ever I compiled this quick list from this IGN article

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BboyEatsbacon Registered User Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: En La Caja Posts: 1,679	Most parents sadly don't care enough to read through ESRB labels or actually notice them in the first place.

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Jester Lapse zzz Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: WA USA Posts: 9,232	I buy it myself boiii!

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Breezy Registered User Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 307	My dad thinks I'm mature

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Talon don't call it a comeback Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 8,268	necrophilia what

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Dusty Should be fixed. Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 6,359	So everything the pasts one have had? They'll still blame the game though when they ignore the warnings and buy it anyways, because they're too lazy to put forth the effort.

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MrSimons :) Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: no. Posts: 10,309	o no

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optimuswhat Speed Demon Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 1,288	That 3 year old CoD player will love this game. He'll be glued to this.

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Nyte* Zone Player Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 697	Psssshhhhh you act like us 5 year olds don't know how to buy Psn or Xbox cards and download off of the online store.

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Era News Era Scum Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 2,264	Sorry I lold at "drunk driving".

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Yog Registered User Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 4,468	"implied fellatio" Does that mean it wasn't rape?

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Crono :pluffy: Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Sweden Posts: 5,946	Standard.

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Hadzz Inactive? Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Near liverpool(uk) Posts: 1,676	If I buy this my dad will finaly stop syaing I only play g*y games like graal