Sorry young Graalians
 

But your parents probably won't buy you Grand Theft Auto V because it includes:

• frequent blood splatter
  dismemberment
  torture sequence
  implied fellatio and masturbation
  receiving sexual favors from prostitutes
  sexual moaning sounds
  topless lap dances
  exposed dicks
  necrophilia
  depictions of raw sewage and feces
  marijuana use (bong and joint)
  cocaine use
  drunk driving
  "the words “f**k,” “c*nt,” and “n**ger” can be heard in the dialogue.”

:D
sounds like the best game ever


I compiled this quick list from this IGN article

Most parents sadly don't care enough to read through ESRB labels or actually notice them in the first place.

I buy it myself boiii!

My dad thinks I'm mature :)

necrophilia what

So everything the pasts one have had? They'll still blame the game though when they ignore the warnings and buy it anyways, because they're too lazy to put forth the effort.

o no

Seems legit.
*buys game for 10 year old son*

That 3 year old CoD player will love this game. He'll be glued to this.

Psssshhhhh you act like us 5 year olds don't know how to buy Psn or Xbox cards and download off of the online store.

Sorry I lold at "drunk driving".

"implied fellatio"

Does that mean it wasn't rape?

Standard.

If I buy this my dad will finaly stop syaing I only play g*y games like graal