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My Religious Story
I was walking back from school around a month ago and was hit by a car. I was left on the floor and felt myself rising from my body. Having experienced astral projection, I knew this was what it was. I saw my silver chord attaching my astral body to my physical one and even though it was thin I was sure I was safe. I felt myself rise upwards towards a light. Eventually I pass through a solid layer of cloud to a hard one, which I sit on for a few seconds until an angel comes to me. This angel tells me I will be safe and my bodies detached after a hit. I ask the angel what is the true religion, he tells me Christianity. Suddenly I feel myself plumetting back to earth and like that I'm back in my 3D physical body. I get up and walk back home, unscathed which was miraculous considering the huge impact of the hit and how my body looked a mess from outside but I felt no pain back here. I feel the angel blessed me. When I'm home I tell my parents what happened and they think I'm crazy. Every night I would try and convince them but they wouldn't listen and would just become irritated. After weeks of their ignorance they send me off to a small town about 40 miles from where I lived so I could stay with my uncle and aunt. My parents dropped me off at the bus station and I had nothing but an address to go on. I wait for 30 minutes not knowing what to do and then a taxi drives past. I run after it and eventually manage to get in it. I tell him the address and he starts driving. I finally arrived as it was getting dark. The time was around 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo home smell ya later." I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air
Last edited by Albie; 09-29-2016 at 05:34 PM.
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Ugh daddy send me memes
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Ffs Albie pls
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Banned
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I don't think the car did a good job
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Banned
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"I was walking back from school around a month ago and was hit by a car" "After months of their ignorance they send me off to a small town" Sounds legit |
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jesus christ was I the only one thinking, "please don't be a prince of bel-air meme" was disappointed |
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Python
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I wish it killed you so I didn't have to read another Fresh Prince post
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:pluffy:
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i usually read the last line when ppl make long posts here so nice try
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Earning Unix dem stacks
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✔️TURBO✔️VERIFIED✔️
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There's a special place in Hell just for people who make Fresh Prince of Bel Air threads.
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Verified ✔️
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Banned
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✔️TURBO✔️VERIFIED✔️
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people like you are the reason i read the bottom of long personal posts first edit- just saw me n ivy think alike oops |
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Far gone...
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