Some people can be so immature....  

Posted by Fulgore

Dae stop I'm dying

^^^

Too good. He's too good at this.  

I've heard of Christians being fans of Behemoth, which if you didn't know borrows a lot from Satanism since it's a hybrid of Black and Death metal.

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Would be easier to just post this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_o..._metal_artists

Let me also say that you don't have to listen to strictly Christian metal bands. It's like if I wasn't aloud to listen to Judas Priests' new album because I didn't believe in Valhalla, or Amon Amarth because I don't believe in Dragons.  

Posted by Yog

I've heard of Christians being fans of Behemoth, which if you didn't know borrows a lot from Satanism since it's a hybrid of Black and Death metal.

Spoiler

Would be easier to just post this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_o..._metal_artists

Creepy  

Posted by *Dae

As I’ve previously stated, heavy metal music is the devils work. Do you think Jesus listened to this blasphemous music? Of course not. He knew full well that if he did, he too would be denied access through the pearly gates.

Ok, just **** off now, holy ****.  

Listen to Miley Cyrus's angelic voice as she swings across a stage half naked on a wrecking ball.  

Posted by 5hift

Listen to Miley Cyrus's angelic voice as she swings across a stage half naked on a wrecking ball.

Oh, she was fully naked.  

Posted by *Dae

As I’ve previously stated, heavy metal music is the devils work. Do you think Jesus listened to this blasphemous music? Of course not. He knew full well that if he did, he too would be denied access through the pearly gates.

Bruh, Jesus was the most hardcore heavy metal fan in history, just look at this picture:

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https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/de/95/cc/de95cc4a54fd9d33aba33de7186fedf1.jpg (Unsupported image host)

Rad as hell, dude. \m/  

Mr. Illusions, sir. If I may be so bold as to suggest that you refrain from using such blasphemous language. Such language, coupled with your desire to listen to satanic music is surely a cocktail for disaster. At this rate, you sir, will surely be entered into the most torturous and wicked stage of hell. God bless.  

Posted by *Dae

Mr. Illusions, sir. If I may be so bold as to suggest that you refrain from using such blasphemous language. Such language, coupled with your desire to listen to satanic music is surely a cocktail for disaster. At this rate, you sir, will surely be entered into the most torturous and wicked stage of hell. God bless.

Can't wait for me and him to party together in hell! 1!1!!1  

Posted by *Dae

Mr. Illusions, sir. If I may be so bold as to suggest that you refrain from using such blasphemous language. Such language, coupled with your desire to listen to satanic music is surely a cocktail for disaster. At this rate, you sir, will surely be entered into the most torturous and wicked stage of hell. God bless.

The "God bless" at the end is ****in' BRUTAL

lml  

Posted by *Dae

Mr. Illusions, sir. If I may be so bold as to suggest that you refrain from using such blasphemous language. Such language, coupled with your desire to listen to satanic music is surely a cocktail for disaster. At this rate, you sir, will surely be entered into the most torturous and wicked stage of hell. God bless.

I am a servant of God, chill.  

What are your favourite bands, Illusions?  

Mr. Illusions, sir. How dare you pretend to be a servant of God? It is clear that you are in fact a closeted Satanist, trying to mask your true identity by using the name of the good lord. There is a special circle in hell reserved for people/demons such as yourself. God bless.  

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