Posted by Shmegg

can you guys add pickaxes and the creepers from minecraft pls i think that Is a good update that zone needs

Of course my dear boy  

Add boobs  

Posted by Alexmo

Add boobs

Your wish is granted.

Spoiler

 

Posted by metal

We should invade neighboring servers for staff.

#ICriCusTheyAlwaysTakeOurs

Hey you got me. I'm technically a staff from another server. Dem nubs just think I'm too "annoying". Like fr. Are you saying I'm more annoying than Trigger and Hanson? I'm suing. JK. April Fools. Oh wait... 1 day off... cri.

Zone 2.0= More "scifi"y. More lens flare!
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Posted by Distorted_P2P

#bringbackGIT

Agreed.  

make zone great again(?)  

Server still sux, though.  

Why is there no bra with missiles? =[  

I'd love to see these added to zone.... Well, some of them.  

What  

Posted by Unknown?

I'd love to see these added to zone.... Well, some of them.

Guess you don't play Zone.

Posted by Ryan

We will be removing all current Zone staff and replacing them with new staff capable of working 25 hours a day.

Tashkin said one person should be able to get a tileset done in a day, but said me leading a small team of around 4 amateur pixel artists could hit a week deadline. I only got 24 hours in a day man.

Posted by Ryan

We will rip images off the internet and use them as hats

What was that guys name that Tashkin hired? OsoAntics? He literally did this. Anyone remember the slug sign too? Apparently it was ripped from Futurama or something and we needed another one made, so someone just cut the antenna from it and called it new. He was only staff because he knew Tashkin irl.

Posted by Ryan

Levels Team: Too scared to touch that department so we'll leave it there.

Anyone remember GuyHarvey and the fact he somehow had more rights than a GP even though he was a complete asshole to everyone, and someone only had the balls to fire him when I proved he was stealing.

Posted by Ryan

Anything you say in chat will be replaced with a message saying how great Zone is.

Anyone remember Zera? It would automatically replace your chat with "Zone Rules!" if you tried saying it.

Posted by Ryan

Every update that Era does we will do as well but with slight less quality.

Slot machines, events, event prizes, lottery. All examples of things taken from era implemented with slightly less quality.

Posted by Ryan

Each player will get a free hat everyday they log onto zone.

#Pray for Paris hat! (cringe)  

Ye, i dont play anymore. It sux now.  

What did i miss?  

This sounds more fun than the current iZone  

Posted by Mikey Zanereth

This sounds more fun than the current iZone

Totally.