The 10 Spar Commandments (iclassic) - 3

Fulgore · 03-29-2016

Posted by GOAT

2. Thou shall claim real GST guild status

Crono · 03-30-2016

u shall not talk while sparring for if u do ur movement and attacking abilities will b limited since u have the chat window open

Livid · 03-30-2016

you must not check the players profile before or as the spar is beginning

qes · 03-30-2016

thou shall say "lol" and clutch a win to piss people off

Thallen · 03-30-2016

thou shall wait until good sparrers log off before you gather in groups of 4 and gossip about them
thou shall believe that every mediocre sparrer from UN is a god among iClassic mortals
thou shall no longer crutch strafing as a significant advantage
thou shall never get a wearable hat from GST
thou shall series to 10 because 5 is stupid

GOAT · 03-31-2016

Posted by Fulgore

I'm trying to think of all the dumb sh1t that comes out of the spar community, but I'm blanking out.

3. thou shall claim Belle as the spot where good gs guilds spar

Areo · 03-31-2016

Posted by Thallen

thou shall wait until good sparrers log off before you gather in groups of 4 and gossip about them
thou shall believe that every mediocre sparrer from UN is a god among iClassic mortals
thou shall no longer crutch strafing as a significant advantage
thou shall never get a wearable hat from GST
thou shall series to 10 because 5 is stupid
Thou shall ask Thallen for extra eggs

Yours was a little off, fixed.

Zideruic · 03-31-2016

ya gimme them extra eggs thallen

GOAT · 03-31-2016

4. thou shall take player made sparrer tier threads with all the seriousness in the world

qes · 03-31-2016

Posted by GOAT

4. thou shall take player made sparrer tier threads with all the seriousness in the world

thou shall logically argue when I disagree with something*

GOAT · 03-31-2016

Posted by qes

thou shall logically argue when I disagree with something*

logic kills that's why nobody uses it

T3CK · 03-31-2016

There needs to be a rule that states that Rocker wins.

GOAT · 04-01-2016

5. thou shall not (under any circumstances) argue with GOAT in graalians (it will only tarnish the reputation you have worked so hard for on iclassic)

GOAT · 04-02-2016

6. thou shall never give your non-friends credit for their skill level

Thallen · 04-03-2016

Thou shall claim "tie" upon losing to the long sword

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Crono :pluffy: Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Sweden Posts: 5,945	u shall not talk while sparring for if u do ur movement and attacking abilities will b limited since u have the chat window open

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Livid all for victory Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Townsville Posts: 4,222	you must not check the players profile before or as the spar is beginning

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qes Registered User Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 732	thou shall say "lol" and clutch a win to piss people off

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Thallen Enguard & Alumni Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 5,773	thou shall wait until good sparrers log off before you gather in groups of 4 and gossip about them thou shall believe that every mediocre sparrer from UN is a god among iClassic mortals thou shall no longer crutch strafing as a significant advantage thou shall never get a wearable hat from GST thou shall series to 10 because 5 is stupid

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Zideruic Graal-plainin since 01 Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 366	ya gimme them extra eggs thallen

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GOAT Hyrule Knights Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: In your head 24/7 Posts: 6,348	4. thou shall take player made sparrer tier threads with all the seriousness in the world

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T3CK Registered User Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 70	There needs to be a rule that states that Rocker wins.

04-01-2016	43
GOAT Hyrule Knights Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: In your head 24/7 Posts: 6,348	5. thou shall not (under any circumstances) argue with GOAT in graalians (it will only tarnish the reputation you have worked so hard for on iclassic)

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GOAT Hyrule Knights Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: In your head 24/7 Posts: 6,348	6. thou shall never give your non-friends credit for their skill level

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Thallen Enguard & Alumni Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 5,773	Thou shall claim "tie" upon losing to the long sword https://giant.gfycat.com/WellwornCarefulCornsnake.gif (Unsupported image host)