pfft this is impossible, its a trick question, Chuck Norris has such a metabolism that even drinking a vat of pure alcohol couldnt get him drunk.  

Chuck Norris could organize a GST better I'm assuming  

snk would- You have been banned for 900099.6 years  

It was rumoured that SNK was around knitting in the void of iGraal, waiting to ban his first noob while Stefan was creating the world of Graal for iOS. When Stefan did create the world of iGraal, SNK chose the more modern world, knowing that guns would be more popular than swords and bows. Eventually, snk was walking down the street, roundhouse-banhammering every cocky noob who dared to challenge him. Some even tried to make their power level 9000. That was stupid, knowing that snk's power level was OVER 1 MILLION. It was impossible to stop him from dominating the world with his superior banhammering skills, so the god of Graalians everywhere, Snake Rekon, saw this he decided to step in. He summoned the great and mighty monster known as Jatz (Evil). But snk banhammered his ass to the great hellhole known as the Graal Jail. Eventually Snake Rekon shouted in his godly voice, 'Screw this! I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THAT LITTLE BUG KICKING MY ASS.'. So he summoned great monsters from the underworld called 'That weird green layer underneath the map'. Snk banhammered their ass. Snk was bored, so he took a nap. This was Snake's chance, so he BANSTRUCK THE HECK out of snk, sending him to the Graal Jail, where he met the demon overlord called Higbey. Higbey offered to give him immortality for his soul, so snk accepted. But the moment the trade was done snk roundhouse-banhammered the s*** out of Higbey, and snk stole his soul back and went back to iEra, where he still roams. You can still summon this great and mighty being, by simply washing your hair, getting armour for your butt, and saying the magic words (I CAN PLZ B ADIAM?!).

The end?  

Posted by T-10a

It was rumoured that SNK was around knitting in the void of iGraal, waiting to ban his first noob while Stefan was creating the world of Graal for iOS. When Stefan did create the world of iGraal, SNK chose the more modern world, knowing that guns would be more popular than swords and bows. Eventually, snk was walking down the street, roundhouse-banhammering every cocky noob who dared to challenge him. Some even tried to make their power level 9000. That was stupid, knowing that snk's power level was OVER 1 MILLION. It was impossible to stop him from dominating the world with his superior banhammering skills, so the god of Graalians everywhere, Snake Recon, saw this he decided to step in. He summoned the great and mighty monster known as Jatz (Evil). But snk banhammered his ass to the great hellhole known as the Graal Jail. Eventually Snake Rekon shouted in his godly voice, 'Screw this! I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THAT LITTLE BUG KICKING MY ASS.'. So he summoned great monsters from the underworld called 'That weird green layer underneath the map'. Snk banhammered their ass. Snk was bored, so he took a nap. This was Snake's chance, so he BANSTRUCK THE HECK out of snk, sending him to the Graal Jail, where he met the demon overlord called Higbey. Higbey offered to give him immortality for his soul, so snk accepted. But the moment the trade was done snk roundhouse-banhammered the s*** out of Higbey, and snk stole his soul back and went back to iEra, where he still roams. You can still summon this great and mighty being, by simply washing your hair, getting armour for your butt, and saying the magic words (I CAN PLZ B ADIAM?!).

The end?

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120428064419/theamazingworldofgumball/images/1/1c/Tl%3Bdr.jpg (Unsupported image host)  

Posted by Dragu

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120428064419/theamazingworldofgumball/images/1/1c/Tl%3Bdr.jpg (Unsupported image host)

TL;DR version:
Snk is kickass.  

Posted by T-10a

TL;DR version:
Snk is kickass.

http://static.fjcdn.com/large/pictures/22/7e/227ef5_2795903.jpeg (Unsupported image host)  

Posted by T-10a

It was rumoured that SNK was around knitting in the void of iGraal, waiting to ban his first noob while Stefan was creating the world of Graal for iOS. When Stefan did create the world of iGraal, SNK chose the more modern world, knowing that guns would be more popular than swords and bows. Eventually, snk was walking down the street, roundhouse-banhammering every cocky noob who dared to challenge him. Some even tried to make their power level 9000. That was stupid, knowing that snk's power level was OVER 1 MILLION. It was impossible to stop him from dominating the world with his superior banhammering skills, so the god of Graalians everywhere, Snake Rekon, saw this he decided to step in. He summoned the great and mighty monster known as Jatz (Evil). But snk banhammered his ass to the great hellhole known as the Graal Jail. Eventually Snake Rekon shouted in his godly voice, 'Screw this! I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THAT LITTLE BUG KICKING MY ASS.'. So he summoned great monsters from the underworld called 'That weird green layer underneath the map'. Snk banhammered their ass. Snk was bored, so he took a nap. This was Snake's chance, so he BANSTRUCK THE HECK out of snk, sending him to the Graal Jail, where he met the demon overlord called Higbey. Higbey offered to give him immortality for his soul, so snk accepted. But the moment the trade was done snk roundhouse-banhammered the s*** out of Higbey, and snk stole his soul back and went back to iEra, where he still roams. You can still summon this great and mighty being, by simply washing your hair, getting armour for your butt, and saying the magic words (I CAN PLZ B ADIAM?!).

The end?

Dafuq  

Ahem. It's called a story. >_>
If yo want I'll put paragraphs and a spoiler with the story in it :3  

did i just find the suck-up headquarters?  

Here it is, fixed:
FOR NEW READERS. WARNING LONG STORY

Spoiler

It was rumoured that SNK was around knitting in the void of iGraal, waiting to ban his first noob while Stefan was creating the world of Graal for iOS. When Stefan did create the world of iGraal, SNK chose the more modern world, knowing that guns would be more popular than swords and bows.

Eventually, snk was walking down the street, roundhouse-banhammering every cocky noob who dared to challenge him. Some even tried to make their power level 9000. That was stupid, knowing that snk's power level was OVER 1 MILLION. It was impossible to stop him from dominating the world with his superior banhammering skills, so the god of Graalians everywhere, Snake Rekon, saw this he decided to step in.

He summoned the great and mighty monster known as Jatz (Evil). But snk banhammered his ass to the great hellhole known as the Graal Jail. Eventually Snake Rekon shouted in his godly voice, 'Screw this! I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THAT LITTLE BUG KICKING MY ASS.'. So he summoned great monsters from the underworld called 'That weird green layer underneath the map'. Snk banhammered their ass.

Snk was bored, so he took a nap. This was Snake's chance, so he BANSTRUCK THE HECK out of snk, sending him to the Graal Jail, where he met the demon overlord called Higbey. Higbey offered to give him immortality for his soul, so snk accepted. But the moment the trade was done snk roundhouse-banhammered the s*** out of Higbey, and snk stole his soul back and went back to iEra, where he still roams.

You can still summon this great and mighty being, by simply washing your hair, getting armour for your butt, and saying the magic words (I CAN PLZ B ADIAM?!).

Wall of text gone. Continue.  

Posted by Comyt

did i just find the suck-up headquarters?

Yes son, yes you did.  

Other version...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASj81...ure=plpp_video  

Posted by HappyCat123

SUPER THREAD BUMP!!!

I got banned for doing that..  

chuck norris will hack his way out of lame bans