I know you're joking but glad you still said this so I can bring up this point:

Melania Trump has vowed to protect your rights and the rights of everyone else, as well as making an anti-bullying crusade especially in the online environment. That might not seem like much, but it's actually a huge problem in youth and something I've never seen anyone in government put actual effort in preventing.

Also, pretty ironic that Bill Clinton says he feels bad for Trumps wife when Bills favourite time to have sex is when Hillary isn't home