albie toste 2torial
 

k so i was feeling like america so i decide to today show u al how 2 make toste like amarican



http://i.imgur.com/x1Yz3Zz.jpg
k so first u need bred, budder, grape jellie, toster and big knief


http://i.imgur.com/RqvFqp1.jpg
next u need to get rid of stupid blender, u need toster


http://i.imgur.com/V9eI6NQ.jpg
now git out reel toster


http://i.imgur.com/k1AAkg9.jpg
plug in toster and so k now ur set up shoud llok like tihs


http://i.imgur.com/QBtpyRn.jpg
git oraeng from reftigderator


http://i.imgur.com/0vrXpTw.jpg
cut oraegn in halv with big knef


http://i.imgur.com/4mpxiQr.jpg
now u have 2 halfes of oraeng


http://i.imgur.com/9XD5dC5.jpg
trow de bad halv of oraegn away


http://i.imgur.com/igNPiB7.jpg
git out peece of bred and sqweez oraeng joose on brede


http://i.imgur.com/a8jxVzK.jpg
nexxt is hard part, u need 2 open jar of budter. i try use big nief here but oh well


http://i.imgur.com/wqmlzuK.jpg
nexx u need 2 scoop out budetr and puton bred


http://i.imgur.com/wG84I9k.jpg
k so here i relize that dis is actally barbecu sawse lol dat woulda been bad


http://i.imgur.com/rFIzgfj.jpg
i git out grape jelly wich has nice sqwees conteiner


http://i.imgur.com/N9FIVt7.jpg
now u put bred in toster


http://i.imgur.com/Fxqfv01.jpg
hear i put sum vege oil in toster too so bred dosnt stick 2 sides


http://i.imgur.com/s2U2Ci9.jpg
next u choose least ***** tosting mode


http://i.imgur.com/JDEsuOL.jpg
mmmm good lookin toste :)))))))


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now u pik right glass 4 tje toste


http://i.imgur.com/LmFuTf2.jpg
nex u neeed a reeces cup


http://i.imgur.com/ZwwyxdN.jpg
put rapper on the straw 2 make coole ubrela straw amd grind up reeces in toste


http://i.imgur.com/Wxrb4IG.jpg
nexx u go oout to front porch and watch 4 stupid commies with ur tasty toste, goverment-issued snipper rifle and doggo


danks 4 watxhin alb3s toste 3torial

"I expect more ablie 2torialz, +rep." - 10/10 IGN

Instructions unclear.

Got cereal instead.

-REP.

Thx I never knew how to do this

kneed moar' don,t no haow 2 mayke phood' ownli lurnd phrom ablie 2torialz' gitting reel boared uhf toste an cerial +rep

IT'S DAT BOIIIII

I use that same BBQ sauce

Is this vegan??????

I can only eat it if it's vegan

Are you kidding me? It has to be vegan, lactose intolerant, gluten free, and be nut free before I will even THINK about letting mY kids eat it.

Same here bro

So does everyone

im sorry but i can't touch this if it isn't 100% organic freshly grow pepperidge farms branded

it's really bad. refer to sig

You keep delivering with these amazing tutorials, If I could rep you I would son

Cheeky bastard, I threw up!

The **** is with you guys calling ****post on every other thread, while you guys jirclecerk over this one?

What in the hell are you saying?
lol

y u gotta ruin everything

****post takes no effort.

This guy literally went outta his way to show us how to make toast using a step by step tutorial with actual photos and detailed description.

I rate the quality of this post 10/10.

My friends are all Jealous over my new American toast making skills! Thanks Albie!

10/10 - Gordon Ramsey

I love you

Instructions unclear, got man parts stuck in a blender.