k so i was feeling like america so i decide to today show u al how 2 make toste like amarican




k so first u need bred, budder, grape jellie, toster and big knief



next u need to get rid of stupid blender, u need toster



now git out reel toster



plug in toster and so k now ur set up shoud llok like tihs



git oraeng from reftigderator



cut oraegn in halv with big knef



now u have 2 halfes of oraeng



trow de bad halv of oraegn away



git out peece of bred and sqweez oraeng joose on brede



nexxt is hard part, u need 2 open jar of budter. i try use big nief here but oh well



nexx u need 2 scoop out budetr and puton bred



k so here i relize that dis is actally barbecu sawse lol dat woulda been bad



i git out grape jelly wich has nice sqwees conteiner



now u put bred in toster



hear i put sum vege oil in toster too so bred dosnt stick 2 sides



next u choose least ***** tosting mode



mmmm good lookin toste ))))))



now u pik right glass 4 tje toste



nex u neeed a reeces cup



put rapper on the straw 2 make coole ubrela straw amd grind up reeces in toste



nexx u go oout to front porch and watch 4 stupid commies with ur tasty toste, goverment-issued snipper rifle and doggo


danks 4 watxhin alb3s toste 3torial  

"I expect more ablie 2torialz, +rep." - 10/10 IGN  

Instructions unclear.

Got cereal instead.

-REP.  

Thx I never knew how to do this  

kneed moar' don,t no haow 2 mayke phood' ownli lurnd phrom ablie 2torialz' gitting reel boared uhf toste an cerial +rep  

Posted by Advent

kneed moar' don,t no haow 2 mayke phood' ownli lurnd phrom ablie 2torialz' gitting reel boared uhf toste an cerial +rep

IT'S DAT BOIIIII  

I use that same BBQ sauce  

Is this vegan??????

I can only eat it if it's vegan  

Posted by Ark

Is this vegan??????

I can only eat it if it's vegan

Are you kidding me? It has to be vegan, lactose intolerant, gluten free, and be nut free before I will even THINK about letting mY kids eat it.  

Posted by Bryan*

I use that same BBQ sauce

Same here bro  

Posted by Bryan*

I use that same BBQ sauce

So does everyone  

im sorry but i can't touch this if it isn't 100% organic freshly grow pepperidge farms branded  

it's really bad. refer to sig  

You keep delivering with these amazing tutorials, If I could rep you I would son  

Cheeky bastard, I threw up!