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Aguzo 08-20-2015 12:02 AM

GraalBusters
 
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Episode 2 8/26/2015
Spoiler
WELCOME BACK TO GRAALBUSTERS!

I am your host Aguzo, and this is Episode 2 of GraalBusters. Get a drink, and grab a snack. We hope you enjoy.



So today we will be talking about 3 myths that go deep into Graal's lore.

1. Is there anything behind the Golden Gate?
2. Is the Golden Blob real?
and 3. Will Bernart sit on that bench forever?




So, the golden gate? What we know is... it's made out of golden pixels, and it has a golden ray of light shining ever so enchantingly. Through the gate is what appears to be space, and we can see that some stars suddenly twinkle when you get close. If you move around, you will see the stars from a different perspective.

How does one get into the golden gate? According to legends, the golden gate can only be opened once you have acquired all of the 4 graals. You will need the Earth, Fire, Air, and Water Graals.

How do you obtain these graals? Legends have said, the graals randomly spawn around the map, and they vanish quickly. This however is false, but there used to be an Air Graal in a tree in Angel Clan. It's gone now though.

At this moment, the Golden Gate is inaccessible, but what is behind it? Distant stars based on it's portal design. Possibly used to travel to Zone, or Era.


Next up, Is the Golden Blob real? We'll find out after the break.



Welcome back, so is the Golden Blob real?

Yes
http://i43.tinypic.com/2z6dlx0.jpg

So yeah, we'll be right back :D




Okay, so for our last myth of this episode.

Is Bernart going to sit on that bench forever?

To figure this out, we need to know why Bernart sits on that bench. According to the sign next to Bernart, it lists details of what the statue represents to Onnet Town. The statue is apparently Onnet Town's monument and treasure. But, why does Bernart sit there all the time? Is he protecting it? According to history a Pagoda was used to house ancient relics and writings. The statue would be worth a lot of Gralats if it got into the wrong hands.

It looks like Bernart does not stay on that bench forever though. He sells items in Onnet General Store to keep Onnet going, so he won't have to sell the town's pagoda statue if at any moment they run out of gralats.

Bernart can be in more than one place at once apparently, so he will stay on that bench, but he is also in his store. He needs to protect the town's treasure.


That's it for this episode of GraalBusters. We hope you enjoyed the show. Goodbye, and as always, let us know which myths you want to be discussed on the next show.

Episode 1 8/19/2015
Spoiler
WELCOME TO GRAALBUSTERS!

We will start with 3 myths to kick off this season's first episode.

I am your Host Aguzo, and welcome to your favorite show GraalBusters.

The three myths we have in store today,
Does your sword affect the way you spar?
Is Crab Chance rigged?
And, are baddies becoming self-aware?

The first myth.

Does your sword actually affect the way you spar?

For this, we head to the deep realms of the Battle Arena, and see how people are affected each time they change their sword.

Okay, you lost one match, because you were using a random sword.
You changed to uberfastsword, and you still lost.
You changed to no-sword, and you won. Does this mean that swords matter?

No, it's all psychological. So stop changing your sword after every match, same thing goes to your clothes colors, and hats.

Now onto the next one,
Is crab chance rigged?


For this myth, we move to Destiny where the gamblers and drunks are, the city full of sin, and where all the magic happens.

The crabs move in a way to overlap each other, when they do that the one you had your eye on looks like it was going the same direction, but it actually changed it's course while the overlap happened.

No, Good luck guessing

We will now take a short break, enjoy these commercials.






WELCOME BACK TO GRAALBUSTERS!

So, Spar swords don't affect your skill,
and Crab Chance is not rigged.


BUT,... are baddies self-aware of your existence? Or do they just shoot arrows randomly?

The next myth is a little more complex, since we had to rush through Graal City's Forest.

Professor Doost Heizen, a colleague of mine discussed how the baddies have naturally evolved over time to create their own artificial intelligence. How do they know when to shoot the arrow to deduct 1 horse bush from you? They calculate D = RT, 5 tiles = 5 horse power/second.

Professor Doost Heizen devoloped the Neurobrain, which allow baddies to think, feel, and evolve, explaining their dead on accuracy.

Yes, baddies are self-aware. They see you, next time say hi.


That's it for this episode. Until next time, I'm your host Aguzo. Good night Graalians... even tho it's 4 pm.

Arsenal 08-20-2015 12:05 AM

The crabs move faster if you open up the white speech bubble to talk. And fun fact: a baddy's arrows hit you we've when you're in a safe zone.

Aguzo 08-20-2015 12:10 AM

Quote:

Posted by Arsenal (Post 606431)
The crabs move faster if you open up the white speech bubble to talk. And fun fact: a baddy's arrows hit you we've when you're in a safe zone.

Probably, because people wanted to use that to cheat :p

safe zone hit? lies... I gotta see that.

Red 08-20-2015 01:12 AM

You stole my idea from the debunked thread you unoriginal noob

Aguzo 08-20-2015 01:16 AM

Quote:

Posted by OG (Post 606451)
You stole my idea from the debunked thread you unoriginal noob

Your thread was being sarcastic, while mine are actual myths that people tend to believe in. Except a little sarcasm on the last one.

Craftz 08-20-2015 02:21 AM

Next myth please: Is the Golden Blob Real?

Aguzo 08-20-2015 02:23 AM

Quote:

Posted by Craftz (Post 606496)
Next myth please: Is the Golden Blob Real?

Next week, same day man.

Fulgore 08-20-2015 02:35 AM

I would also like to know where the wizard Sardon is, if he exists at all. Or perhaps any reason why he may be in hiding? Next week plox

Albie 08-20-2015 02:35 AM

God damnit I really thought changing my slot after I lost a spar was like going super saiyan in graal!

MikvaGraal 08-20-2015 02:38 AM

This show sucks

Nanner 08-20-2015 03:16 AM

d=rt

Sardon 08-20-2015 03:24 AM

Sardons graal conspiracy theories is still my favorite show
If collin didnt take it off air we would all be watching the award winning show.


Next episode: does wearing black make you faster
Quote:

Posted by Fulgore (Post 606500)
I would also like to know where the wizard Sardon is, if he exists at all. Or perhaps any reason why he may be in hiding? Next week plox

im right here
Can't you see?

Anonymous posts 08-20-2015 05:30 AM

Dear GraalBusters LLC. I would like you to research if wearing a randomlook will win me more spars, in the sense that it distracts my opponent. A number crunch would be nice, featuring compressive analysis of the "randomlook"

Aguzo 08-20-2015 07:16 AM

Quote:

Posted by Anonymous posts (Post 606544)
Dear GraalBusters LLC. I would like you to research if wearing a randomlook will win me more spars, in the sense that it distracts my opponent. A number crunch would be nice, featuring compressive analysis of the "randomlook"



Dear Viewers,

We at GraalBusters Inc. try to provide the best consumer based myths that our general audience believes in. We try to put these theories and popular beliefs to rest. Our main goal is to get rid of the negative thoughts. "Which look makes me move faster? Does farming give you more money in the long run? etc". We as a company will insure that our audience is well informed and up to date with the latest truths and strategies that Graal has to offer. State any myths that you want to be put to the test, and they might show up in our upcoming episodes. We hope you enjoy our show this season, as we will do our best to provide the greatest experience to the Graalscovery Audience. Cheers.


Sincerely,

Aguzo CEO, CFO, and COO of GraalBusters Inc.

http://i.imgur.com/97ghkk8.png

kenthefruit 08-20-2015 07:39 AM

What happened to the Royal Family in the Castle??

Sardon 08-20-2015 08:35 AM

can u tell those guys back at my tower to stop waiting for me
everyone knows I dont go there anymore cuz of those guilds hitting my flag

Livid 08-20-2015 08:35 AM

What actually happened on that old york ghost ship?

Whats with the moving statue?

Is bernard gonna ask that question forever or sit there forever?

Arsenal 08-20-2015 04:02 PM

What is behind the golden gate, what and where is the source of the Lizardons.

Aguzo 08-21-2015 07:26 AM

Your ideas are much appreciated, if you guys have any more that would be great. Stay tuned for future episodes. I could probably change the schedule to Saturdays... maybe

Zan 08-21-2015 10:24 AM

So what day are the new episodes usually gonna be on?

Hydre 08-21-2015 12:39 PM

"GraalBusters"

http://image.noelshack.com/fichiers/...eader-cast.png
rofl

DarkKnight 08-21-2015 05:50 PM

umm

MIWolverine 08-21-2015 09:14 PM

I laugh everytime i see someone lose and cycle through outfits. It is definitely all in your head. If you wear all black though all the terrible movement sprites become less visible which probably makes you feel a little smoother

Aguzo 08-26-2015 10:01 AM

WELCOME BACK TO GRAALBUSTERS!

I am your host Aguzo, and this is Episode 2 of Graalbusters. Get a drink, and grab a snack. We hope you enjoy.



So today we will be talking about 3 myths that go deep into Graal's lore.

1. Is there anything behind the Golden Gate?
2. Is the Golden Blob real?
and 3. Will Bernart sit on that bench forever?




So, the golden gate? What we know is... it's made out of golden pixels, and it has a golden ray of light shining ever so enchantingly. Through the gate is what appears to be space, and we can see that some stars suddenly twinkle when you get close. If you move around, you will see the stars from a different perspective.

How does one get into the golden gate? According to legends, the golden gate can only be opened once you have acquired all of the 4 graals. You will need the Earth, Fire, Air, and Water Graals.

How do you obtain these graals? Legends have said, the graals randomly spawn around the map, and they vanish quickly. This however is false, but there used to be an Air Graal in a tree in Angel Clan. It's gone now though.

At this moment, the Golden Gate is inaccessible, but what is behind it? Distant stars based on it's portal design. Possibly used to travel to Zone, or Era.


Next up, Is the Golden Blob real? We'll find out after the break.



Welcome back, so is the Golden Blob real?

Yes
http://i43.tinypic.com/2z6dlx0.jpg

So yeah, we'll be right back :D




Okay, so for our last myth of this episode.

Is Bernart going to sit on that bench forever?

To figure this out, we need to know why Bernart sits on that bench. According to the sign next to Bernart, it lists details of what the statue represents to Onnet Town. The statue is apparently Onnet Town's monument and treasure. But, why does Bernart sit there all the time? Is he protecting it? According to history a Pagoda was used to house ancient relics and writings. The statue would be worth a lot of Gralats if it got into the wrong hands.

It looks like Bernart does not stay on that bench forever though. He sells items in Onnet General Store to keep Onnet going, so he won't have to sell the town's pagoda statue if at any moment they run out of gralats.

Bernart can be in more than one place at once apparently, so he will stay on that bench, but he is also in his store. He needs to protect the town's treasure.


That's it for this episode of GraalBusters. We hope you enjoyed the show. Goodbye, and as always, let us know which myths you want to be discussed on the next show.

Livid 08-26-2015 01:10 PM

Loled at the golden blob and how quick it was, and who knew bernart had abilties, maybe hes a bound spirit and something happened to him on halloween!
#StevenSeagal

Aguzo 08-26-2015 07:56 PM

Quote:

Posted by Livid (Post 608331)
Loled at the golden blob and how quick it was, and who knew bernart had abilties, maybe hes a bound spirit and something happened to him on halloween!
#StevenSeagal

Yeah, some news stations do that, haha.
They're like, "We'll be right back."
*Play 5 mins of commercials*
"Welcome back, we'll be right back."
*Play more commercials*

freakytree 08-26-2015 09:09 PM

http://www.familylobby.com/common/tt10979965fltt.gif

Aguzo 08-27-2015 04:09 AM

Quote:

Posted by freakytree (Post 608422)

The thread is iconic? or did you just post that for no reason?

kenthefruit 08-27-2015 04:20 AM

You've got it all wrong, silly! Bernart isn't the one running the Onnet General Store, it's his dad. The store has been a family business for ages, and his father plans to give it to Bernart when he dies. Bernart just happens to sit at the statue all day because his dad told him to go outside and play (even though Bernart's like 80 - that means his Dad is even older and possibly immortal (maybe the statue gives immortality (looks like you've got a new Myth to bust!))? Guess that means no store for you, Bernart!)

freakytree 08-27-2015 04:30 AM

Quote:

Posted by Aguzo (Post 608559)
The thread is iconic? or did you just post that for no reason?

This thread is iconic. It's changing the world.

Darkk 08-27-2015 08:28 AM

wth did i just read

Arsenal 08-27-2015 05:11 PM

Next episode should srsly be what and where is the source of the Lizardons. Keep up the gud work m8

Red 08-28-2015 02:38 AM

I'd like to sue aguzo inc. for stealing my idea and contract from this thread:
http://www.graalians.com/forums/showthread.php?t=30843
here is my quote from the thread:

lmfao I had a gigl at the 1st one mate and the 2nd actually made sense, but the 3rd one we might need graal mythbusters for I'm not sure the the space time continuum could possibly be breached by pyrat's alone I believe that it was actually Dusty himself that has ripped a hole into the space time continuum in order to save baddies from being wiped out by graalians doing their daily pyrat quest.

I had already set up a tv deal with GraalTV and aguzo went ahead and infringed graal broadcasting's copyright laws, I expect you to appear in GraalOnline International court on the 5th of September 2015, if you cannot afford an attorney one will be appointed to you.

Aguzo 08-28-2015 03:15 AM

Quote:

Posted by OG (Post 608861)
I wunna sue, waaah

You signed a contract red... plus you already consumed your end of the bargain.
We even let you use whiteout after you messed up your signature.

http://i.imgur.com/SdB5UBs.png

Red 08-28-2015 04:45 AM

Quote:

Posted by Aguzo (Post 608872)
You signed a contract red... plus you already consumed your end of the bargain.
We even let you use whiteout after you messed up your signature.

http://i.imgur.com/SdB5UBs.png

Not even my signature obvious fraud is obvious, That photo isn't me either thats my son Albie he's currently addicted to ice-cream sandwiches and I've been seeking help for his poor soul.

Besides you didn't even spell my name correctly Aguzo, it happens to be ReD N.

I'll see you in court on the set date.

Dread 08-29-2015 09:55 AM

http://puu.sh/jSwi2/fbe42f2fe8.jpg


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