I bet you've asked these questions.

1. How is Alumni so good?
2. Why are hats so expensive?
3. How do the pyrats respawn?


We'll start with that first one.
The prevailing theory is that they put a special something over their routers, namely Aluminum. Now, this is 100% genuine. How can I prove it? Simple. Grab your periodical table and look 3 spaces down from aluminum. Thallium. Just a coincidence? I think not.


Next is 2.
The Graal economy has been poor recently. The cause has been massive inflation, caused by the boot shop owners disappearance. As boots are one of Graal's main export, now more then ever we need his return before things get too out of hand. This inflation is key to why the hat prices have gone up.

3.
Ever wonder how when you kill a baddy, they don't stay dead?
There is a very scary reason for this, and that is the time space continuum in the baddy caves and pyrat bay is repeating, constantly resetting time back to where it was just moments ago. Notice how it also happens when the baddy isn't killed?proof.

More proof will be on the way, my friends. If you have any questions of other things in the graal universe, let me know.  

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Posted by Anonymous posts

I bet you've asked these questions.

1. How is Alumni so good?
2. Why are hats so expensive?
3. How do the pyrats respawn?


We'll start with that first one.
The prevailing theory is that they put a special something over their routers, namely Aluminum. Now, this is 100% genuine. How can I prove it? Simple. Grab your periodical table and look 3 spaces down from aluminum. Thallium. Just a coincidence? I think not.


Next is 2.
The Graal economy has been poor recently. The cause has been massive inflation, caused by the boot shop owners disappearance. As boots are one of Graal's main export, now more then ever we need his return before things get too out of hand. This inflation is key to why the hat prices have gone up.

3.
Ever wonder how when you kill a baddy, they don't stay dead?
There is a very scary reason for this, and that is the time space continuum in the baddy caves and pyrat bay is repeating, constantly resetting time back to where it was just moments ago. Notice how it also happens when the baddy isn't killed?proof.

More proof will be on the way, my friends. If you have any questions of other things in the graal universe, let me know.

lmfao I had a gigl at the 1st one mate and the 2nd actually made sense, but the 3rd one we might need graal mythbusters for I'm not sure the the space time continuum could possibly be breached by pyrat's alone I believe that it was actually Dusty himself that has ripped a hole into the space time continuum in order to save baddies from being wiped out by graalians doing their daily pyrat quest.  

Posted by OG

I'm not sure the the space time continuum could possibly be breached by pyrat's alone I believe that it was actually Dusty himself that has ripped a hole into the space time continuum in order to save baddies from being wiped out by graalians doing their daily pyrat quest.

You could be right.
It could be a gift from our very own Dusty to save the pyrat population from certain destruction. But now they just relive those few seconds of their lives, over and over and over again. A blessing or a curse? That is up to you to decide.

We now know what is happening and why, truly a well thought out theory.  

You're like Sardon but funny.  

Posted by Anonymous posts

I bet you've asked these questions.



1. How is Alumni so good?

2. Why are hats so expensive?

3. How do the pyrats respawn?





We'll start with that first one.

The prevailing theory is that they put a special something over their routers, namely Aluminum. Now, this is 100% genuine. How can I prove it? Simple. Grab your periodical table and look 3 spaces down from aluminum. Thallium. Just a coincidence? I think not.





Next is 2.

The Graal economy has been poor recently. The cause has been massive inflation, caused by the boot shop owners disappearance. As boots are one of Graal's main export, now more then ever we need his return before things get too out of hand. This inflation is key to why the hat prices have gone up.



3.

Ever wonder how when you kill a baddy, they don't stay dead?

There is a very scary reason for this, and that is the time space continuum in the baddy caves and pyrat bay is repeating, constantly resetting time back to where it was just moments ago. Notice how it also happens when the baddy isn't killed?proof.



More proof will be on the way, my friends. If you have any questions of other things in the graal universe, let me know.

You just won the forums.  

youre saying those damn pyrats invented a time machine??  

Posted by Anonymous posts

The prevailing theory is that they put a special something over their routers, namely Aluminum. Now, this is 100% genuine. How can I prove it? Simple. Grab your periodical table and look 3 spaces down from aluminum. Thallium. Just a coincidence? I think not.

Illuminati confirmed.  

Time to debunk another question.

1. loot.

Yes, we all want to know how all the loot got into the river. Well, im here to explain where most of the items came from.

Sword, shields, ext.
Weird for that much metal to be in a river, right? Well there is a perfectly reasonable explanation. When you enter Destiny, you notice a destroy black smith shop. This is where they come from. But, how did they get from there into the water supply? Notice the water behind the blacksmith. That is from torrential downpours in earlier years in graal, which washed all of his equipment into the water supply to the west.

Mugs, bottles.
The mugs come from drunken castle guards tripping and dropping their mug into Nafet's river. Same with the bottles.

Drasine wheel.
The wheel comes from drasines losing a wheel while going over the York bay.

Pyrat treasure.
Here is something some of you may not understand. Remember the gray ship to the east of the pyrats? That ship was actually anchored to the pyrat bay and was their vessel. Sometime in 2014 it was destroyed by a York Guard raiding party. Now their treasure has become available.

Broken lantern
This comes from hooligan graalians ditching their lanterns at snowtown or on the path to snowtown. When the snow melts it takes the lanterns to the top area of York bay, and into the water circulation.

Jewelry.
This may be hard to believe, but have you ever wondered why the York Church doesn't do marriages? Well, it's because many a graalian lost their jewelry when they would get drunk and stand on the bridge, leading to a ban to weddings in the area.

The Nukeshot.
This comes from the gnomes. In older years they created these to ward off attackers. After a misfire into York Town Fort, the gnomes were forced to deactivate the nukeshot. They were also banished to the caves for an unspecified amount of time.


The Zorbi hat.
When a zorbi is born he doesn't have the fins on the side, he only grows them with age. As he turns older, they will become their fullest. When he passes away he is put into the river as a sign of respect. Slowly but surely he desolves and becomes one with the river. His headgear remains, a testament to their beautiful natural headdress.

The Skull.
This is from the Burger Refuge. It belongs to those who never made it back out

Posted by twilit

youre saying those damn pyrats invented a time machine??

They didn't create it, most likely. The prevailing theory is the "Devine Intervention" theory, which states a higher power has created the time loop to benefit the baddy population. We know the pyrats didn't produce them, as the other baddys around graal(crabs for example) also come back to life. If it be a natural occurrence we haven't figured out what causes it, which leads back to the Devine Intervention Theory.  

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If you want to know why alumni always wins

http://www.graalians.com/forums/showthread.php?t=28906

this thread has inspired me to revive my old show  

lol i came up with the first thing xD  

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