Sorry young Graalians
 

But your parents probably won't buy you Grand Theft Auto V because it includes:

• frequent blood splatter
  dismemberment
  torture sequence
  implied fellatio and masturbation
  receiving sexual favors from prostitutes
  sexual moaning sounds
  topless lap dances
  exposed dicks
  necrophilia
  depictions of raw sewage and feces
  marijuana use (bong and joint)
  cocaine use
  drunk driving
  "the words “f**k,” “c*nt,” and “n**ger” can be heard in the dialogue.”

:D
sounds like the best game ever


I compiled this quick list from this IGN article

Most parents sadly don't care enough to read through ESRB labels or actually notice them in the first place.

I buy it myself boiii!

My dad thinks I'm mature :)

necrophilia what

So everything the pasts one have had? They'll still blame the game though when they ignore the warnings and buy it anyways, because they're too lazy to put forth the effort.

o no

Seems legit.
*buys game for 10 year old son*

That 3 year old CoD player will love this game. He'll be glued to this.

Psssshhhhh you act like us 5 year olds don't know how to buy Psn or Xbox cards and download off of the online store.

Sorry I lold at "drunk driving".

"implied fellatio"

Does that mean it wasn't rape?

Standard.

If I buy this my dad will finaly stop syaing I only play g*y games like graal

they say exposed dicks wtf why dicks?

Graalians censors the anatomically correct term but not dicks, so I put dicks.

I think he means he wants more uncensored boobees and kitty

I honestly find it funny that anyone would care if drunk driving was in a video game. There's this thing that keeps people from doing that irl because they saw it in a game called "Intellegence". It's the same with violence, nobody will copy it because people play video games to have fun in the game, not to train to do it in reality.

Well, that's not exactly true...

Maybe you could do something to convince him that you aren't a worthless piece of ****, and go outside.

The GameStop cashier won't let me get it. I'll need a disguise...

You give humanity too much credit. Most people are not intelligent.
People drive drunk ALL the time. Leaving from clubs, bars, partys, events, concerts.

I'm not saying video games are the cause of this, just to make that clear.

Magic marker mustache.

Yeah...I'm pretty sure there were like terrorist training servers on Counter strike.

Yeah I know, but I sorta meant average people. US congress is constantly trying to blame video games for acts of violence. They constantly are overlooking the fact that most average gamers are smart enough to know that just because you can run around going crazy with a chainsaw in Doom doesn't mean that such a thing would end well irl. Notice how I'm saying most. You simply can't do anything about the rest. One way or another someone who would do such a thing has a pretty high chance of doing anything like that anyways.

Ya I did a persuasive speech in this at school. No actual evidence has been proved more than once for anything saying that it causes "pyscho killer maniacs." It was tested and video games caused LESS violence in most people without mental dissorders.

Play graal ten mins a day that's all I play in game terms

good thing my dad doesnt read the ESRB i remember the first ps2 game he got me when I was 7 was a m rated one..

Ohh its okay! I was able to persuade my friend to pre order me a copy for me and himself but now since he only got 1 reciept he has to buy it for me. Ill pay him back... in 3 years.

Why make it 3? Make it 4. He won't remember. Not at all.