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the KattMan
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: United States
Posts: 4,204
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Anti-Jokes!
What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Spoiler
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spoiler
Why was six afraid of seven? Spoiler
Why couldn't the blonde get a job? Spoiler
How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Spoiler
An irishmen, a monk, and a homosexual enter a bar. Spoiler
What's worse than being stung by a bee? Spoiler
What's worse than being stung by two bees? Spoiler
What's worse than the Holocaust? Spoiler
A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Add yours! |
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01-04-2012
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2011
Posts: 329
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Lmao them jokes are just plain silly.
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01-04-2012
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IEra Sparrer & GFX'er
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: England
Posts: 470
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rofl
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01-04-2012
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BestSparrerOfAllTime
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: CakeLand
Posts: 903
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A woman says to her friend, "why did you abort your daughter?!" Spoiler
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01-06-2012
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a necessary evil
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Upon the marge of Lake Lebarge
Posts: 1,458
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So a guy walks into a bar. Except it was a metal bar, like a pole. And he got hurt. So a baby seal walked into a club... An Irishman walked out of a bar... What do you call an African American guy in space? Spoiler
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01-08-2012
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Love to all
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Canada
Posts: 1,406
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What did the farmer say who lost his tractor? Spoiler
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01-08-2012
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Registered rufp4
Join Date: Jan 2011
Posts: 3,378
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Not Banned
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Hell
Posts: 4,885
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The dyslexic man walking into a bra was the only funny one.
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01-08-2012
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BestSparrerOfAllTime
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: CakeLand
Posts: 903
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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Spoiler
What is red and smells like blue paint? Spoiler
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van. |
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amidoinitrite?
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Gold Coast, Australia
Posts: 1,484
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Why was the boy sad? Spoiler
Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about her increased risk of cardiovascular disease. |
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i play graal
Join Date: Sep 2011
Posts: 69
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What time is it when your out of ice cream? Spoiler
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Idle like a boss!
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Canada, eh?
Posts: 789
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I used to be able to walk Spoiler
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01-08-2012
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Love to all
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Canada
Posts: 1,406
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Your mom is so fat, she is often uncomfortable about her body. Your mom is so fat, when she steps on the scale it displays a large number. Your mom is so fat, when she jumps into water a larger amount of water is displaced into the air then that of a smaller person jumping in at the same velocity. Your mom is so fat, she eats a lot of food. |
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01-10-2012
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Slightly Amazing.
Join Date: Sep 2011
Posts: 1,109
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Why Did the Man walk into a bar? Because He found out the meaning of life then died. |
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01-10-2012
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Banned
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: PA,USA
Posts: 447
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How do you confuse a blonde? Spray paint yourself green and throw forks at her. |