A Communist Christmas

twilit · 12-10-2013

The following is a little unrealistic idea to get rid of "gift4gift-ers," present scammers, gifting guilds, and other bastards who try to cheat the system:

Basically, everyone gets the same number of gifts.
Gift prices will be raised to 1000-1500.
All gifts that players buy will be added to a community pool. The total number of gifts bought/added to this contribution will be displayed to keep integrity.
On Christmas Day, when the gift stands close, all the gifts that were pooled together will be equally distributed to all players who bought at least one gift.

Yes, players who only contributed one gift will get the same amount as everyone else. But what if everyone has the same mentality and only buys one gift? Then the average will be a lot lower, and it will be a sad Christmas

. So if you want more gifts, then everyone will have to be feeling generous.

Ya, this system would be just as flawed as the current, but it would make for an interesting social experiment.

Sariss · 12-10-2013

That would take all fun out of giving to friends.

twilit · 12-10-2013

The title says "communist." Its not supposed to be fun
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rorriM · 12-10-2013

Ok guys I was deeply inspired by this brilliant poster, and decided it was time for an improved version of this beloved idea.
A Dictator Christmas
"Its fun for the whole family!"

-All graalians are required to purchase 3 gifts, costing at least 20k each.
-Graalians who do not pay the 60k are immediately executed by lethal injection
-All of the gifts go to president rorriM
-You guys don't get sh*t
-upon receiving the gifts, there will be a large party, paid for by the generous tax contributions of graal
-only me and trakan and md can go to the party though(and novo and zerith I guess)
-The party will cost 900k gralats, but we got tax money so it's all good
- The party will be followed by a lovely execution ceremony, where all of our enemies will be burned alive
-I will then hire some highly (lol sarcasm) trained scientists
-we will take a trash bin and an old pizza box, and make a nuclear missle
-we will then proceed to threaten America, and then we will throw our bomb over the border
-it's gonna be great

This year's dictator Christmas will most likely be followed by mass riots, but fortunately we do not have any civil rights laws, and the subsequent mass murder of all the protesters shall go unheard of.

I hope you like this beautiful idea as much as I do.

Merry Christmas

ho ho ho mother-******s

Fire Surge · 12-10-2013

Posted by rorriM

Ok guys I was deeply inspired by this brilliant poster, and decided it was time for an improved version of this beloved idea.
A Dictator Christmas
"Its fun for the whole family!"

-All graalians are required to purchase 3 gifts, costing at least 20k each.
-Graalians who do not pay the 60k are immediately executed by lethal injection
-All of the gifts go to president rorriM
-You guys don't get sh*t
-upon receiving the gifts, there will be a large party, paid for by the generous tax contributions of graal
-only me and trakan and md can go to the party though(and novo and zerith I guess)
-The party will cost 900k gralats, but we got tax money so it's all good
- The party will be followed by a lovely execution ceremony, where all of our enemies will be burned alive
-I will then hire some highly (lol sarcasm) trained scientists
-we will take a trash bin and an old pizza box, and make a nuclear missle
-we will then proceed to threaten America, and then we will throw our bomb over the border
-it's gonna be great

This year's dictator Christmas will most likely be followed by mass riots, but fortunately we do not have any civil rights laws, and the subsequent mass murder of all the protesters shall go unheard of.

I hope you like this beautiful idea as much as I do.

Merry Christmas

ho ho ho mother-******s

Must spread rep.

Ivy · 12-10-2013

A shadowfox Christmas

On such a horrific event, I will set fire to your homes and loot them. And those who resist the enslavement process will be publicly decapitated by a dull bladed axe.
After removing those who resist from the picture, those who I simply dislike for any reason will be sent to the newly built prisons. In these prisons, new prisoners will be subjected to an intiation including being doused in animal urine, feces, and will have a finger/toe cut off for each letter in their first name. Meals will consist of artificially colored (gray) mashed potatoes with a mix of feces to make it more gruel like.

Those who refuse to accept their privelage of a meal at all, will be sent to the basement of the prison and used in scientific experiments and will be subjected to water torture.

Aside form the prisons, I will demolish multiple cities with a wrecking ball. Miley Cyrus reference unintended, get over it already.
To ensure the mass murdering if the groups inside these cities, I will see to it that all possible exits are blocked off and I will slowly isolate the groups of people into smaller areas of the city. To put this into effect, I'll send out people to search for anybody who is sick, disabled, or ,mentally Ill. Those people will be removed immediately to make the city cleansing faster and more effective. Then I will break apart individual families by taking adults, then children. If children have no parents to care for them, they will likely die off quicker.

After isolating them into the very ends of the city, I will close it off and begin to burn it all down. I'll then send out a search team to make sure there are no survivors. After that, we will inspect the sewers for any clever little people hiding there. Those people will be publicly hanged.

Anybody who tries to get in the way of this chirstmas plan, will be crucified on a wooden stake.

Happy holidays.

(Inspired by rorrim)

Dear god I should have spell check that x.x

Sariss · 12-10-2013

Posted by rorriM

Ok guys I was deeply inspired by this brilliant poster, and decided it was time for an improved version of this beloved idea.
A Dictator Christmas
"Its fun for the whole family!"

-All graalians are required to purchase 3 gifts, costing at least 20k each.
-Graalians who do not pay the 60k are immediately executed by lethal injection
-All of the gifts go to president rorriM
-You guys don't get sh*t
-upon receiving the gifts, there will be a large party, paid for by the generous tax contributions of graal
-only me and trakan and md can go to the party though(and novo and zerith I guess)
-The party will cost 900k gralats, but we got tax money so it's all good
- The party will be followed by a lovely execution ceremony, where all of our enemies will be burned alive
-I will then hire some highly (lol sarcasm) trained scientists
-we will take a trash bin and an old pizza box, and make a nuclear missle
-we will then proceed to threaten America, and then we will throw our bomb over the border
-it's gonna be great

This year's dictator Christmas will most likely be followed by mass riots, but fortunately we do not have any civil rights laws, and the subsequent mass murder of all the protesters shall go unheard of.

I hope you like this beautiful idea as much as I do.

Merry Christmas

ho ho ho mother-******s

Keep that sh*t on delteria, sire.

rorriM · 12-10-2013

This thread turned upside down like instantly.

Posted by Sariss

Keep that sh*t on delteria, sire.

The funny thing about this post is that the only people invited to my party where high ranking delteria admins.
Besides, this dictator Christmas will be so successful that all the servers will be begging to be enslaved by president rorriM.

Sariss · 12-10-2013

Posted by rorriM

This thread turned upside down like instantly.

Communist Christmas for ya.

Livid · 12-10-2013

No, this idea is going against christmas entirely ewwwww!

4-Lom · 12-10-2013

what if... get this... there just WASN'T christmas?

ufoburan · 12-10-2013

Posted by rorriM

This thread turned upside down like instantly.

I guess you could say it came in like a wrecking ball

Ivy · 12-10-2013

Posted by ufoburan

I guess you could say it came in like a wrecking ball

saw that video. Love it

Zoologist · 12-10-2013

Well, This thread has walked the plank before i even arrived..

Xavier · 12-10-2013

Posted by rorriM

Ok guys I was deeply inspired by this brilliant poster, and decided it was time for an improved version of this beloved idea.
A Dictator Christmas
"Its fun for the whole family!"

-All graalians are required to purchase 3 gifts, costing at least 20k each.
-Graalians who do not pay the 60k are immediately executed by lethal injection
-All of the gifts go to president rorriM
-You guys don't get sh*t
-upon receiving the gifts, there will be a large party, paid for by the generous tax contributions of graal
-only me and trakan and md can go to the party though(and novo and zerith I guess)
-The party will cost 900k gralats, but we got tax money so it's all good
- The party will be followed by a lovely execution ceremony, where all of our enemies will be burned alive
-I will then hire some highly (lol sarcasm) trained scientists
-we will take a trash bin and an old pizza box, and make a nuclear missle
-we will then proceed to threaten America, and then we will throw our bomb over the border
-it's gonna be great

This year's dictator Christmas will most likely be followed by mass riots, but fortunately we do not have any civil rights laws, and the subsequent mass murder of all the protesters shall go unheard of.

I hope you like this beautiful idea as much as I do.

Merry Christmas

ho ho ho mother-******s

I like this idea more than OP's.

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twilit michael Join Date: May 2012 Location: Hyrule Posts: 3,511	A Communist Christmas The following is a little unrealistic idea to get rid of "gift4gift-ers," present scammers, gifting guilds, and other bastards who try to cheat the system: Basically, everyone gets the same number of gifts. Gift prices will be raised to 1000-1500. All gifts that players buy will be added to a community pool. The total number of gifts bought/added to this contribution will be displayed to keep integrity. On Christmas Day, when the gift stands close, all the gifts that were pooled together will be equally distributed to all players who bought at least one gift. Yes, players who only contributed one gift will get the same amount as everyone else. But what if everyone has the same mentality and only buys one gift? Then the average will be a lot lower, and it will be a sad Christmas . So if you want more gifts, then everyone will have to be feeling generous. Ya, this system would be just as flawed as the current, but it would make for an interesting social experiment.

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Sariss Leave no bridges unburned Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Places Posts: 1,224	That would take all fun out of giving to friends.

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rorriM iEra GANI Team Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 175	A Dictator Christmas Ok guys I was deeply inspired by this brilliant poster, and decided it was time for an improved version of this beloved idea. A Dictator Christmas "Its fun for the whole family!" -All graalians are required to purchase 3 gifts, costing at least 20k each. -Graalians who do not pay the 60k are immediately executed by lethal injection -All of the gifts go to president rorriM -You guys don't get sht -upon receiving the gifts, there will be a large party, paid for by the generous tax contributions of graal -only me and trakan and md can go to the party though(and novo and zerith I guess) -The party will cost 900k gralats, but we got tax money so it's all good - The party will be followed by a lovely execution ceremony, where all of our enemies will be burned alive -I will then hire some highly (lol sarcasm) trained scientists -we will take a trash bin and an old pizza box, and make a nuclear missle -we will then proceed to threaten America, and then we will throw our bomb over the border -it's gonna be great This year's dictator Christmas will most likely be followed by mass riots, but fortunately we do not have any civil rights laws, and the subsequent mass murder of all the protesters shall go unheard of. I hope you like this beautiful idea as much as I do. Merry Christmas ho ho ho mother-***s

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Ivy Earning Unix dem stacks Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: In a fox hole somewhere Posts: 7,391	A shadowfox Christmas On such a horrific event, I will set fire to your homes and loot them. And those who resist the enslavement process will be publicly decapitated by a dull bladed axe. After removing those who resist from the picture, those who I simply dislike for any reason will be sent to the newly built prisons. In these prisons, new prisoners will be subjected to an intiation including being doused in animal urine, feces, and will have a finger/toe cut off for each letter in their first name. Meals will consist of artificially colored (gray) mashed potatoes with a mix of feces to make it more gruel like. Those who refuse to accept their privelage of a meal at all, will be sent to the basement of the prison and used in scientific experiments and will be subjected to water torture. Aside form the prisons, I will demolish multiple cities with a wrecking ball. Miley Cyrus reference unintended, get over it already. To ensure the mass murdering if the groups inside these cities, I will see to it that all possible exits are blocked off and I will slowly isolate the groups of people into smaller areas of the city. To put this into effect, I'll send out people to search for anybody who is sick, disabled, or ,mentally Ill. Those people will be removed immediately to make the city cleansing faster and more effective. Then I will break apart individual families by taking adults, then children. If children have no parents to care for them, they will likely die off quicker. After isolating them into the very ends of the city, I will close it off and begin to burn it all down. I'll then send out a search team to make sure there are no survivors. After that, we will inspect the sewers for any clever little people hiding there. Those people will be publicly hanged. Anybody who tries to get in the way of this chirstmas plan, will be crucified on a wooden stake. Happy holidays. (Inspired by rorrim) Dear god I should have spell check that x.x

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Livid all for victory Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Townsville Posts: 4,222	No, this idea is going against christmas entirely ewwwww!

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4-Lom Registered Old Person Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Graal City Restaurant Posts: 4,742	what if... get this... there just WASN'T christmas?

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Zoologist A Jack of all trades Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Tortuga Posts: 1,393	Well, This thread has walked the plank before i even arrived..