Can you think of something potatoe head can do? if not then your mind = to poo!
 

Potato head was a good man. He never took too many nutrients, always stayed away from the kids who went into the sun. He always was helpful, and didn't mind helping the community grow healthy. But one day, that all ended. One day everything changed.
A substance called 'light' shine at Potato Head. PH felt his body burn as thought there were a million bees all stinging him in every place possible. Soon later he was dropped into a basket, and was sent away from his beloved community.
The kitchen was depressed. The humans of the household were going to have homemade fish and chips for their lunch, which was just a few minutes away. Sitting in the potato bucket, PH was desperate to get out. He sank to the bottom of the bucket and hoped he was going to survive. When the female human arrived, PH was frightened. She carried a knife and began torturing his friends, peeling of their skin, cutting them into slices and throwing the into a frying pan hell. Luckily, PH survived and lived on. He eventually died of old age and was buried in the same spot as his original community, and was the foundation of a new generation of Jacket Potatoes.  

Posted by Platinum

He eventually died of old age and was buried in the same spot as his original community, and was the foundation of a new generation of Jacket Potatoes.

Potatoes aren't fruits l0l  

Posted by Yogurt

Potatoes aren't fruits l0l

I never said that xP potatoes are the roots of the potato plant, and can be planted in the ground to grow another potato plant if my memory serves.  

Posted by Platinum

I never said that xP potatoes are the roots of the potato plant, and can be planted in the ground to grow another potato plant if my memory serves.

Seeds don't grow in roots.  

There once was an ugly barnacle...  

Posted by Yogurt

Seeds don't grow in roots.

No, but potatoes are the tuber parts of the potato plants. They store nutrients so that over winter if the actual planet dies a new one can grow using the nutrients stored in the potato. So basically you can use one to grow a potato plant  

I just learned more than I learn in school...
In less than an hour.  

Posted by Platinum

No, but potatoes are the tuber parts of the potato plants. They store nutrients so that over winter if the actual planet dies a new one can grow using the nutrients stored in the potato. So basically you can use one to grow a potato plant

Yes, but the seed wouldn't be coming from the root. So if you were to separate the root from the rest of the plant, you can't regrow a potato.  

Posted by Yogurt

Yes, but the seed wouldn't be coming from the root. So if you were to separate the root from the rest of the plant, you can't regrow a potato.

I'm not talking about the seed here. If the potato still has its eye, it can regrow the potato plant.  

how a story turns into a debate of how potatoes are grown ~  

a potatoe is niether a fruit or a veggitable it is a starch.................I think  

"Hello. You may have stepped into both the first and the last of my story. The story... Of a starchy potato head.

I always wanted to have a name of my own. Something like "Maximilian the great" or "Benny". Let's be honest, though, a potato will always be a potato. I have no emotions to let my feelings rise along the flowing surface of the vast blue oceans. I have no heart to breathe so that the beatings of my existence will always remain in vain.

I was only born to sit in the comfort of my master's kitchen while he grips his clean and sharp stainless steel knife with his cold-blooded hands, Watching my brethren be slaughtered as he slices in one after the other. He then grabs the corpses of my humble family and throws them vigorously into the boiling hot pits of the fryer. He calls the corpses of my people "French Fries". I always have that name engraved into my head. It builds fear inside of me and makes me feel like i'm closer to my grave.

Most of the time, I cried oh so dearly that i screamed for the help of their gods. There was never an answer worded back. I could have understand why my call has not been sent. It is because i am of an inanimate object. I will forever be static unlike the creatures that roam the earth. I will never grow a pair of legs to walk along the sands of the beach like humans do. I will never grow a pair of arms to climb my way out of the inevitable hell my master has created.

I have forever decided to lay there hopeless and to continue seeing my brethren suffer one after the other until it was my turn. When that time comes, i will be... a French Fry."

~END~  

Well um... That was... Sad.  

Episode one...