twas' a joke. I apologize. I have a cruel sense of humor. Don't actually kill your parents... Pay a convicted criminal too.
KIDDING. Don' do that or anything like that. Just drug them.
Ok forreall, just wait till they're asleep and smuggle them to brazil.
ok really, whenever you don't get your way, start yelling stuff about how satan controls the inner demons of god. Just freak out. Then ask again while blinkin rapidly.
Actually, just man up.