I promise that as manager of iZone I will lower prices. I will lessen the gape between the rich and the poor. And, first and for most, I will make sure every citizen of my world will have the supply of hats needed to keep them alive. I will add ten million new soldiers to our defence force for your safety. I will not tell you how much money I plan to spend on that, or anything, and where it will come from.
Vote for me. Do it for the children. Do it for this kiwi: