Anti Jokes:
Why did the boy fall off the swing?
He got hit by a bus
How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub up?
17.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he was dead
How many babies does it take to paint a barn?
Depends how hard you through them.
How do you get a clown off a swing?
Through an axe at it.
Pretty funny anti jokes, me and my buds are always finding new ones