Graal 4 Dummies! by VoltNightmare

VoltNightmare · 03-10-2012

Welcome to Graal 4 Dummies by VoltNightmare

This is my Tips, Tricks, Tutorials guide for all you "Dummies" or "New Players" out there who need the help.

CH.1 Money Making

"How do I make money?" Well on iClassic there are varied ways to make money, the most famous is the people with 51253114564 gralats which ruin their parents' credit card. But in my opinion I enjoy farming with friends, this is quite simple to do aswell! All you need is a house or a guild house, or to get into a 100 hour, 500 hour, 1000 hour, etc club and farm and buy bombs there. I remember back when we had to stand and throw bombs (Anyone else remember this? LOL) But now we have technology we can sit on horses and make them eat bombs and breathe fire. And thanks to an update the gralats spawn alot faster. A way that always seems funny to me is how people stand in Graal city going "PM ME TO FARM" or something like that. Or when people say they will pay you for working (Most people scam so watch out) My last way is to do RPS I know I know it's a 50/50 chance, but that dude in graal city gives you 400 gralats if you win!!

CH. 2 See an Admin?

Ok ok, come on now? You see an admin? Don't stare at wall they are on and go "DRAG ME" or "HAI ADMIN MAKE ME ADMIN" or "GIVE ME HAT" or something along those lines, admins work hard to make the game what it is if you're busy working, would you want a 6-year-old tugging on your trousers? Didn't think so. When you see an admin usually means lag.. Since people do the selections from above in all caps and it covers your screen and now look, you're staring at your wall paper. Please take note of this chapter.

CH. 3 OYCSODMAS (only you can stop online dating, marriage and sexting)

To me this is a huge factor. Everytime I go to that first house in angel clan I see 2 players with about 20 mins-5hrs "Sleeping" together. Really Graalians, c'mon, get a room ;o rofl (No I don't count that a room I count that the inside of the first house in angel clan!!) If you are going to online date, atleast get to know the person? Anyway, the marriage thing is kinda funny, I love how friends randomly ask "Would you like to attend my wedding?" It's like an Oh gawd moment. LOL.

CH 4. Hours

How sad is it.. That people like me with 4K hours will pick on someone who has 100 or so hours and call them noobs? We were one too at some point!! For me this was 2 years ago! Anyway, when you're asking for help. Make sure they know what you're asking don't just say something that is completely weird. "cn u sho me te wy 2 snw twn?" Simply take the time to type out "Can you show me where snowtown is?" I would much rather help someone proper not text talk.

CH 5. Map

Get to know the map! Then you can win easily in hide-n-seek when an admin broadcasts...err Event messages it. And win some cool hats! Then referring back to CH 4. You can help out people in need of a new place! Like just yesteday I went around swamp 3 times out of confusion on the new updated levels! Good job LATs! Lovin' it! Knowing the map also helps you find shops and such.

CH 6. News

Oh jeez.. C'mon now, no one reads the news anymore!! People get so curious I just say "Read the news" and when you see that short 5sec message that says "The news has been updated" Check the news!! You can know of any future/present/past activities and plans for graal!

CH 7. Shops

A great thing about Graal is the various shops. With many shops to go to for various things! Hats, Heads, Bodies, Furniture, etc! How cool is it to show off your GH (guild house) to some players? You may want to obtain lots of gralats before expanding your house/guild house, so you can buy more furniture!

CH 8. Honor points

Your honor point is something you wanna hang on to, don't just give to anyone! Give it to a good friend or someone who has helped you greatly! Honor scammers on Balamb will promise you things and trick you into giving your honor to them, these people are the people who think it's professional to do this. Whereas if you did this you will never see your honor point again, (Tip: most honor scammers get banned from balamb or ban in general)

CH 9. The wrap up

Now that you've read my guide, tell me what you think! Leave comments telling me if I should make another "4 Dummies" or something like that, I would love your Critique, and if you need help with anything pm me on Graal iClassic or on PC! Catch ya later Graalians!!

MrSimons · 03-10-2012

Posted by VoltNightmare

CH 4. Hours

How sad is it.. That people like me with 4K hours will pick on someone who has 100 or so hours and call them noobs? We were one too at some point!! For me this was 2 years ago! Anyway, when you're asking for help. Make sure they know what you're asking don't just say something that is completely weird. "cn u sho me te wy 2 snw twn?" Simply take the time to type out "Can you show me where snowtown is?" I would much rather help someone proper not text talk.

I liek t0tes gr33 wit d1s p@rt cuz if ppl tipe liek dis me liek no respond.

Admiral · 03-10-2012

Yes, definitely make a sequel to this... I found this quite an entertaining read!

And it took you 2 years to hit 4000h!? Aww man wish I didnt take a break from graal

VoltNightmare · 03-11-2012

Thanks Reece I will

and yes it took 2 years quite pathetic? XDD

callimuc · 03-11-2012

Posted by VoltNightmare

CH 4. Hours

How sad is it.. That people like me with 4K hours will pick on someone who has 100 or so hours and call them noobs? We were one too at some point!! For me this was 2 years ago! Anyway, when you're asking for help. Make sure they know what you're asking don't just say something that is completely weird. "cn u sho me te wy 2 snw twn?" Simply take the time to type out "Can you show me where snowtown is?" I would much rather help someone proper not text talk.

Cool I can pick you and call you a noob

God · 03-11-2012

All i read was all your opinions on how new players, (Who wont read this and dont give a crap about playing graal seriously) should play.

Ace · 03-11-2012

I was never a noob

RoboGuy · 03-11-2012

Posted by Ace

I was never a noob

Pfft

Pazx · 03-11-2012

the

in your name is making my OCD want to tear your testicles off and shove them down your throat

Also, nice guide

Ryan · 03-11-2012

Posted by VoltNightmare

Thanks Reece I will

and yes it took 2 years quite pathetic? XDD

I have been playing for over 1 and a half years and im only about to get 1500 hours.

Obsessions

VoltNightmare · 03-11-2012

Posted by RYAN 12312

I have been playing for over 1 and a half years and im only about to get 1500 hours.

Obsessions

And your also the dubstep cat >:O

TAKACHI · 03-11-2012

great guide for people that joined like 3 secs ago xD, made me laugh :')

CHAOS* · 03-12-2012

Hey dude can u plz make a "Hat Shops for Dummies" lol im new to classic and need some good hats

thx if u can

ArtaXerXes · 05-31-2012

I've been playing for 2 years on iClassic and only have 750 hours. I haven't really afked for hours, and I also got banned from graal by my parents for like 4 months xD

Skyzer · 05-31-2012

Stupid. What's with you kids and guides/tutorials?

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VoltNightmare Sparred 1,332 times Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Everywhere Posts: 27	Graal 4 Dummies! by VoltNightmare Welcome to Graal 4 Dummies by VoltNightmare This is my Tips, Tricks, Tutorials guide for all you "Dummies" or "New Players" out there who need the help. CH.1 Money Making "How do I make money?" Well on iClassic there are varied ways to make money, the most famous is the people with 51253114564 gralats which ruin their parents' credit card. But in my opinion I enjoy farming with friends, this is quite simple to do aswell! All you need is a house or a guild house, or to get into a 100 hour, 500 hour, 1000 hour, etc club and farm and buy bombs there. I remember back when we had to stand and throw bombs (Anyone else remember this? LOL) But now we have technology we can sit on horses and make them eat bombs and breathe fire. And thanks to an update the gralats spawn alot faster. A way that always seems funny to me is how people stand in Graal city going "PM ME TO FARM" or something like that. Or when people say they will pay you for working (Most people scam so watch out) My last way is to do RPS I know I know it's a 50/50 chance, but that dude in graal city gives you 400 gralats if you win!! CH. 2 See an Admin? Ok ok, come on now? You see an admin? Don't stare at wall they are on and go "DRAG ME" or "HAI ADMIN MAKE ME ADMIN" or "GIVE ME HAT" or something along those lines, admins work hard to make the game what it is if you're busy working, would you want a 6-year-old tugging on your trousers? Didn't think so. When you see an admin usually means lag.. Since people do the selections from above in all caps and it covers your screen and now look, you're staring at your wall paper. Please take note of this chapter. CH. 3 OYCSODMAS (only you can stop online dating, marriage and sexting) To me this is a huge factor. Everytime I go to that first house in angel clan I see 2 players with about 20 mins-5hrs "Sleeping" together. Really Graalians, c'mon, get a room ;o rofl (No I don't count that a room I count that the inside of the first house in angel clan!!) If you are going to online date, atleast get to know the person? Anyway, the marriage thing is kinda funny, I love how friends randomly ask "Would you like to attend my wedding?" It's like an Oh gawd moment. LOL. CH 4. Hours How sad is it.. That people like me with 4K hours will pick on someone who has 100 or so hours and call them noobs? We were one too at some point!! For me this was 2 years ago! Anyway, when you're asking for help. Make sure they know what you're asking don't just say something that is completely weird. "cn u sho me te wy 2 snw twn?" Simply take the time to type out "Can you show me where snowtown is?" I would much rather help someone proper not text talk. CH 5. Map Get to know the map! Then you can win easily in hide-n-seek when an admin broadcasts...err Event messages it. And win some cool hats! Then referring back to CH 4. You can help out people in need of a new place! Like just yesteday I went around swamp 3 times out of confusion on the new updated levels! Good job LATs! Lovin' it! Knowing the map also helps you find shops and such. CH 6. News Oh jeez.. C'mon now, no one reads the news anymore!! People get so curious I just say "Read the news" and when you see that short 5sec message that says "The news has been updated" Check the news!! You can know of any future/present/past activities and plans for graal! CH 7. Shops A great thing about Graal is the various shops. With many shops to go to for various things! Hats, Heads, Bodies, Furniture, etc! How cool is it to show off your GH (guild house) to some players? You may want to obtain lots of gralats before expanding your house/guild house, so you can buy more furniture! CH 8. Honor points Your honor point is something you wanna hang on to, don't just give to anyone! Give it to a good friend or someone who has helped you greatly! Honor scammers on Balamb will promise you things and trick you into giving your honor to them, these people are the people who think it's professional to do this. Whereas if you did this you will never see your honor point again, (Tip: most honor scammers get banned from balamb or ban in general) CH 9. The wrap up Now that you've read my guide, tell me what you think! Leave comments telling me if I should make another "4 Dummies" or something like that, I would love your Critique, and if you need help with anything pm me on Graal iClassic or on PC! Catch ya later Graalians!! Last edited by VoltNightmare; 03-11-2012 at 12:04 AM.

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Admiral Registered User Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,911	Yes, definitely make a sequel to this... I found this quite an entertaining read! And it took you 2 years to hit 4000h!? Aww man wish I didnt take a break from graal

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VoltNightmare Sparred 1,332 times Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Everywhere Posts: 27	Thanks Reece I will and yes it took 2 years quite pathetic? XDD

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God Graal's adaption Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Graal Posts: 502	All i read was all your opinions on how new players, (Who wont read this and dont give a crap about playing graal seriously) should play.

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Ace Banned Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: A box Posts: 3,317	I was never a noob

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Pazx amateur gay Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Australia Posts: 3,372	the in your name is making my OCD want to tear your testicles off and shove them down your throat Also, nice guide

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TAKACHI Lightly Salted Graalian Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 497	great guide for people that joined like 3 secs ago xD, made me laugh :')

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CHAOS* Swaggin Out in my Zone Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Pittsburgh, PA Posts: 884	Hey dude can u plz make a "Hat Shops for Dummies" lol im new to classic and need some good hats thx if u can

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ArtaXerXes Guru ArtaXerXes Join Date: May 2012 Location: Onnet Posts: 396	I've been playing for 2 years on iClassic and only have 750 hours. I haven't really afked for hours, and I also got banned from graal by my parents for like 4 months xD

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Skyzer Banned Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: New Hampshire, United States Posts: 3,135	Stupid. What's with you kids and guides/tutorials?