10-04-2013
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don't call it a comeback
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mother****er I was going to post that JADE QUAGGAN #1 PRAISE JED Dear his Papal Glory, Saint Mancus of the Malhavoc, I pray by the beard of Jedsus this message reaches you. Once again we have been sidetracked on our long journey home to the beautiful shores of Jed Quarry. Last week Captain Kelo of The Lady Seafoam Antonym marooned us in between the lands of Fort Aspenwood and Dragonbrand, and his excuses dripped with ulterior motives, now this week we find ourselves AGAIN marooned, this time at the hands of Captain Thorich of The Red Seasniffer of the Proletariat between Fort Aspenwood and Maguuma, though, to be honest I believe he is just after some Magswag #yolo420. With each supposedly accidental crash our rebuilt ships get smaller and smaller and I begin to wonder if random chance will somehow prove more successful at returning us home than these recent converts who call themselves Captains. In the meantime, we will again snuggle the citizens of Fort Aspenwood fiercely, we have gotten to know many of them well, they are very receptive to the word of Jedsus Chris and upon our crash landing, some even joined our dance party. The Maguuma citizens, however, I have heard are a rambunctious lot, sneaking up on you in your sleep riding their Maguumy Bears to steal all your swag for themselves. Once again the banner of The Holy Church of Jedsus Chris of Saturday Feints will pierce the heavens as it did upon the founding of church with the first Saint of Destruction, Lord Hoschi at the Great Eiffel Tower of Vegas and like before we shall not falter, and we shall not fail. Jedmen. http://emboldcreative.net/jedquarry.gif (Unsupported image host) |
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Enrico Matasa
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But seriously, this week in WvW was so boring. I'd much rather be losing to BG and SoR than stomping FA and SoS like this. Unfortunately we're gonna end up seeing a lot more blowouts like this when the leagues start too. |
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10-04-2013
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don't call it a comeback
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10-06-2013
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The Unwanted Critic
Join Date: Sep 2011
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If he was an instanced raid or something the difficulty would be ok, but forcing it to be ran with random people makes it stupid. |
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10-08-2013
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don't call it a comeback
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The match-up is finally balanced now that we got MERC. If JQ had an EU guild or two, we'd probably be winning by a good margin. I love the way it is now though, even if we have queues across the board. Amazing fights, except for PLX who runs from our EB pugs lmao.
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10-13-2013
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: over there
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This week update going to be the ****. MAD KING IS BACK!!!! and his son is trying to break the portal between the underworld with him as well. https://www.guildwars2.com/en/the-ga...tober-15-2013/ |