Hey guys. Yesterday could be one of the most calamitous man-made disaster in the human history which hit the headlines. It was assumed that many..many innocent people have died from this terror. I am sincerely sorry for those victims even though I'm not involved. Guys,what has happened to humanity? Some of us might feel that it no longer exist..or even non-existent in our hearts. We need to change,we need to heal the world,make it a better place,for you and for me and the entire human race.

It was reported on BBC that the bomb exploded at 2:49 pm EDT (18:49 UTC),breaking and collapsing the London Bridge apart. The number of injuries and death is not confirmed yet as the rescuers have to search in the sea. The M15,CIA and FBI are investigating on this situation. One of the prime suspects is the wife of North Korea president,Nadel Nib Amaso. One of the reason she took revenge of UK was because the handsome Duke of Cambridge,Prince William,rejected her daughter when she wanted to marry him.

About 2 hours later,Israel Air Force commander,Aluf Amir Eshel decided to launch a missile with the F-16l on the Burj Khalifa,which is well known as the world's tallest building standing at a whopping 829.8m. It was reported later on the Jerusalem Post that Aluf Amir Eshel was mistaken on Nadel Nib Amaso for Osama Bin Laden. He got really furious with Arabs,hence he decided to demolish the world's tallest man-made structure. Similarly,the amounts of injured and dead victims are still unknown as the Dubai Civil Defence is searching through the rubble.

Astonishingly,China,being unoriginal as usual..decided to follow the flow and bombed the Taj Mahal. Feeling agitated at what they did,the Indian Airforce undisputedly launch several missiles on the Great Wall Of China. When Air Chief Marshal Norman Anil Kumar Brown was questioned by the India Headlines,he responded that he wanted to avenge his country and also the slaves who were forced build the Great Wall Of China. He also mentioned, "**** Emperor Qing Shi Huang!" He added,"He was the ******* who tortured the slaves to build the pathetic wall".

I hope this catastrophes would end ASAP guys. Lets all pray for the innocent victims.  

I thought this had actually happened for a second there  

Posted by Maxy

I thought this had actually happened for a second there

So did I. I was nearly in ****ing tears, oh my god.  

Teehee,I'm a good writer right?  

i thought a prostitute was a day and night job so how'd he get time to write this  

Posted by DaScientist

Teehee,I'm a good writer right?

It's not really funny to write about terrorism, people dying, whatever and then look at is as if it's a funny joke. **** like this actually happens, people lose their lives and families are destroyed, and I don't really find that funny. Just speaking for myself though.  

As somebody from england all i can say is fack you asshole  

Posted by Emera

It's not really funny to write about terrorism, people dying, whatever and then look at is as if it's a funny joke. **** like this actually happens, people lose their lives and families are destroyed, and I don't really find that funny. Just speaking for myself though.

It's hard for someone (especially DaScientist) to feel bad for someone or something unless its happened to him. Sad really.  

One of my best friends just went to England, hope he's okay

Never mind I read it all  

Wow dude, this isn't even cool.  

You could go to jail for conspiracy #js  

Why would anyone wanna bomb London bridge? All they're gonna do is piss England off. Look at how 9/11 ended up. Don't wake a sleeping giant.  

And you think you could become PR doing **** like this.  

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There's no such thing as a "PR trainee". There's only PR or Not PR.  

Not good to joke about these things kid, my dad works near the London Bridge >:0