GOAT can't count to 70 because it doesn't go to school, and 69 is a mouthful
Please don't hurt me  

Just get a good spar record, get 2-3 gst hats, get a 1k hat, get 10k PK. And I'd consider that pro enough for satisfaction  

A pro knows all bad words and knows how to cuss well, And knows how to cook meth behind porta potties  

You become a pro once bitches start entering your house without having you invite them.  

Noones pro, everything just takes time/effort to acomplish.. some players take that time to do, some don't.  

Posted by Powder

You become a pro once bitches start entering your house without having you invite them.

People enter my house all of the time.  

I got gold gralats within 1 day of locking greens and blues... and then promptly going offline XD  

Being Like Sardon Officialy makes you a pro  

Anyone who doesn't say: "Ask me Graal related questions".
Those kids have terrible stats and don't know jack**** about the game.  

Making more money than the staff makes you pro.  

If you have more hours then kills then something tells me you're not a pro.  

Posted by Bryan*

Making more money than the staff makes you pro.

not necessarily, there's professional gamers that doesn't make a lot. Ofc they have a secondary job too. for living.  

Posted by Zetectic

not necessarily, there's professional gamers that doesn't make a lot. Ofc they have a secondary job too. for living.

Do you not get sarcasm or must I give you a lesson upon it?  

Posted by Powder

If you have more hours then kills then something tells me you're not a pro.

I dont fond kills important at all you just slash your sword for hours and hours, u dont need to improve you just need to know how to press a button