We are told to kill the baddies, but what if we are the enemy?
There is a person behind the golden gate spamming his sword, so you can't enter.
Staff are purposely not giving PC users good optimization, so they won't be "superior".
Apostles is secretly Alumni, Alumni is secretly SLX, SLX is secretly Doublelift.
The signs have despaired faces, because they contain the souls of the buildings' previous owners.
Burger Refuge burgers contain 1% human dna, and give you ass cancer.
Real life is Graal for someone else, who thinks they are also in real life, and they play as you.
Did I win?