Jumped off that cliff and landed so hard that I turned into a bathtub. Anyone tell me how that happened?  

Don't you hate those days when graal logic decides to say, Hell with it lets make this man a bathtub as he goes airborne to the ground.

But to answer the question, i don't think anyone does know what the hell is going on in graal nowdays, at this rate I wouldn't be surprised if we all become bathtubs by next week  

Isaac Newton's laws of gravity suggest that, when going at certain speed 4563/\8.963 the centrifugal force of air particles will form around a person in such a way that a bath tub is formed. This is the same method they use to make bath tubs in Croatia because of how cost effective it is, but, it is difficult to get the right shape.  

Maybe he was a little too TUBBY to handle the fall.  

I just want to point out that I managed to turn into a bathtub again.  

Hey man, that's nothing. I saw a guy flying around as the space shuttle from nexus a while ago. Also another was setting up a trampoline in graal city near the battle arena. Step up your game.  

At least I’m always clean.  

I've seen what cookoos do in those water basins.