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GraalOnline Player
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: 'Merica
Posts: 136
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Well, about a year ago i was on a nice little date to the London Eye. I had told the girl I had with me to wait for me, that I would get us a ice cream cone to share. So I had got the cone and was in a hurry to get it back to the lovely gal i had with me. BUT then right in front of her i tripped and smeared the cone right on her top... :,(
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09-03-2011
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Stroseria Veteran
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: None of your business
Posts: 329
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Once I was looking up an app on the app store but then I had to take a dump. I really wanted to look up the app. And a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do so i was searching for the app while taking a crap. then suddenly it slipped out of my hand into the toilet. Luckily, my older bro is AWESOME with any type of technology and so his his friend and he said to put it in dry rice. so we put it in a bowl of non-cooked rice for 2 days. And wadda you know? IDK why but the water is like attracted to the rice and the rice obsorbed some of the poopy water. Anyway, we took it out but it wasnt working so we charged it for like a day and IT WORKED! EVERYTHING worked perfectly fine on it except for the Wifi. It wasnt able to get a wifi connection. So I brought it to the apple store and they didn't find it water damaged so they thought it was a hardware malfunction so they gave me a new one. WHAT LUCK I HAD! I never though I had good luck.
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09-03-2011
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Stroseria Veteran
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: None of your business
Posts: 329
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Another time, I was at Six Flags Great Adventure waiting on line for Congo Rapids. 2 Black Woman didn't know that they had to put their bags in lockers until someone in front of them told them. SO they went to get a locker for their bags and their children were holding their spot. Then the 2 black woman went back in line and a white guy though they cut in line. SO they started arguing. A funny pun that one of the fat black woman said was, " You better kiss my a$$ with $h*t in between!"
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