Just thought I'd share some side-splitting (yukyuk) jokes with you guys.

• You know, I was about to tell you a dead Marco joke, but I forgot the second half.
• Marco just isn't half the man he used to be.
• Why does everyone go out to dinner with Marco? Because he gets all his meals half-off.
• You can play this one with your friends.
  -Marco!
  -He's dead, Jean!
• Two and a Half Men, starring Marco
• Marco sleeps with one eye open.
• C'mon Marco! With you it's always in one ear and out the... Oh.
• Marco wasn't very good at making split-second decisions.
• They call it Water Polo, because if they called it Water Marco it wouldn't be half as fun.

I'm off to run away before a riot breaks out XD.
Hope your day isn't half as bad as Marco's was .  

Hope your day isn't half as bad as Marco's was .

You made my day lmao  

Posted by Chip

Just thought I'd share some side-splitting (yukyuk) jokes with you guys.

• You know, I was about to tell you a dead Marco joke, but I forgot the second half.
• Marco just isn't half the man he used to be.
• Why does everyone go out to dinner with Marco? Because he gets all his meals half-off.
• You can play this one with your friends.
  -Marco!
  -He's dead, Jean!
• Two and a Half Men, starring Marco
• Marco sleeps with one eye open.
• C'mon Marco! With you it's always in one ear and out the... Oh.
• Marco wasn't very good at making split-second decisions.
• They call it Water Polo, because if they called it Water Marco it wouldn't be half as fun.

I'm off to run away before a riot breaks out XD.
Hope your day isn't half as bad as Marco's was .

heh heh