I agree with GOAT. I think the focus should be on releasing as many hats as possible and incorporating them into some sort of tower reward system. I think there should be a new hat rewarded for every 30 seconds you hold a tower. If you lose the tower you lose all your hats and have to pay a fee with a tax to get them back.
In addition to this, we should incorporate a gralat fee for swinging your sword. 1 gralat for every time you swing.