Hello, i went on iera yesterday because my account didnt exist anymore. I had some time to chat with some m8s of mine. All of them asked gee ghetto why did ya quit? I gave them the simple tired of p2w bs guns etc. thats not it. No not at all. Heres why i quit, its a long story.

It was years ago, I was just walking along, minding my business while on my way to start to afk after basing.
Suddenly, a dark, nondescript van with "free rares" scrawled on the side slowly creeps up from behind me.
The window rolls down and staring at me is a young blue-haired girl with pigtails, maybe about 9 years old, eyeing me up suspiciously.
She calls out in a slightly hushed voice:
"Hey... Hey buddy. You want some rares? I've got a ton in the back."
I was told never to speak to little girls I didn't know, but the offer was so enticing I foolishly replied
"R-really? D-do you have M4 skins? O-or maybe auction guns?"
She chuckled darkly, "Oh yeah, I've got everything. Admin guns, rare melees, old event rares, and old holiday rares, you name it. But you'll have to hop in the back here if you want me to give them to you."
I knew I should have ran, but part of me was too scared of what she might do if I said no, as I walked to the back I could swear I saw her licking her lips out of the corner of my eye.
As I reached for the handle the doors suddenly flung open and about five lolis reached out and grabbed me.
I screamed as loud as I could, but one of them gagged me with her panties and they pulled me in with their mighty loli strength.
They pinned me down, as I struggled I heard one of them say "Sit on the bitch's face, Sanae. Shut him the fuck up".
Suddenly my vision was then completely obscured and my screams muffled by pink softness, with what looked like a cartoon bear's face on the back.
As tears rolled down my cheeks they laughed at my pointless struggle because i didnt have my gun equipped and all i had was a shroom knife and trash pick. It was at that point I realized there really was no rares.  

Nice. I wish something like that happened to me  

Seriously, how can we allow this to go on?

Countless noobs every day are abducted and sexually tormented by lolis every day.

We must act now before its too late.  

Posted by 5hift

Seriously, how can we allow this to go on?

Countless noobs every day are abducted and sexually tormented by lolis every day.

We must act now before its too late.

I'm a lolicon. How come they never abduct me??  

Can we make van abductions an actual thing? I mean... oh no, how.. tragic!  

Posted by Ghettoicedtea

Hello, i went on iera yesterday because my account didnt exist anymore. I had some time to chat with some m8s of mine. All of them asked gee ghetto why did ya quit? I gave them the simple tired of p2w bs guns etc. thats not it. No not at all. Heres why i quit, its a long story.

It was years ago, I was just walking along, minding my business while on my way to start to afk after basing.
Suddenly, a dark, nondescript van with "free rares" scrawled on the side slowly creeps up from behind me.
The window rolls down and staring at me is a young blue-haired girl with pigtails, maybe about 9 years old, eyeing me up suspiciously.
She calls out in a slightly hushed voice:
"Hey... Hey buddy. You want some rares? I've got a ton in the back."
I was told never to speak to little girls I didn't know, but the offer was so enticing I foolishly replied
"R-really? D-do you have M4 skins? O-or maybe auction guns?"
She chuckled darkly, "Oh yeah, I've got everything. Admin guns, rare melees, old event rares, and old holiday rares, you name it. But you'll have to hop in the back here if you want me to give them to you."
I knew I should have ran, but part of me was too scared of what she might do if I said no, as I walked to the back I could swear I saw her licking her lips out of the corner of my eye.
As I reached for the handle the doors suddenly flung open and about five lolis reached out and grabbed me.
I screamed as loud as I could, but one of them gagged me with her panties and they pulled me in with their mighty loli strength.
They pinned me down, as I struggled I heard one of them say "Sit on the bitch's face, Sanae. Shut him the fuck up".
Suddenly my vision was then completely obscured and my screams muffled by pink softness, with what looked like a cartoon bear's face on the back.
As tears rolled down my cheeks they laughed at my pointless struggle because i didnt have my gun equipped and all i had was a shroom knife and trash pick. It was at that point I realized there really was no rares.

Damn... happend to my friend aswell, never saw him again...  

i quit era too! COME TO OL WEST  

You have to describe every little details!  

Posted by KnoCkem

i quit era too! COME TO OL WEST

Ol west is lame, graal is lame

Posted by Wolfie

I'm a lolicon. How come they never abduct me??

because you are a weeaboo. Only male normies are abducted. Also watch out for those crazy lesbian lollis, they murder men and rape women.  

Posted by Ghettoicedtea

Ol west is lame, graal is lame


because you are a weeaboo. Only male normies are abducted. Also watch out for those crazy lesbian lollis, they murder men and rape women.

hHOWW  

10/10 ;) You should write a book about this m8  

NOT THE LOLIS.

OH GOD PLEASE, ANYTHING BUT THE LOLIS.  

Posted by 5hift

NOT THE LOLIS.

OH GOD PLEASE, ANYTHING BUT THE LOLIS.

your a weeaboo, they don't like you.  

That may be true, but in the end we are all susceptible to loli rape and torture.  

Wtf