i got a hold of nico's app
it beats cloyd
Account:Nico Pandavi
PC-ID (if you know yours):
Nickname:Nico
Basic Questions:
1. Male or Female?
Shemale
2.Where do you live/What is your time zone?
The 1337 timezone
3. How old are you?
I am 69 years of age
4. Can you speak any other language, besides English, fluently?
I speak fluent Gypsy
5. How long have you played Era iPhone or been in the Graal community? I was born and raised playing Era so about 60 years
6. Roughly how often do you think you would be able to be on?
All day every day thats how i role!
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General Questions:
1. Have you ever been staff on any other server before? If yes, what position did you have? How long did you hold it for? Why did you quit/leave? **No Private Servers.
I was on a server called Ninjas R us i was there troll relations and i am still working there
2. Have you ever been jailed or banned? If so, why?
I have been banned for sexual Harrsemnt . Why? Becuase i was horny.
3.Please describe yourself in a short paragraph or two. What favorable qualities do you possess? How are you unique? Why do you deserve to be a PR over all the other applicants? What makes you better than them?
Im unquie cus well just read the application i deserve it more? Im frikin sexy my traits are sexiness and trollability.
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Knowledge about Era iPhone:
1. What is the difference between the free version of Era iPhone, and Era+ (the paid version)?
Ones for rich douche bags the others for people like me
2. List all of the ways to make money.
Well u can sell "pictures" do certain tasks for people if you know what i mean.
3. Where do players obtain customization packs? What are they?
They again are for the rich basterds out there and u can earn them by kissing admins ass.
4. Where is the revive potion located? What does it do? How much is it?
I really dont frikin know.
5. What are the differences between glitching and hacking?
Your just ******ed if u dont know that one.
6. What different gang bases are there? What purpose do they serve?
They are a great way to meet new people and have fun and sure as hell trolll city baby.
7. Where do players get head packs, hats, and bodies?
Again if u dont know that u need to go to the hospital.
8. Where do you get extra Character slots?
The store dumbass.
9. Where is the BAR shop located?
The BAR shop? Are you frikin kiddin me?
10. What happens if someone has the cracked version of Era iPhone and is having problems with the game?
Kick em in the nuts.
11.How do you obtain unlimited ammo? How long does it last?
A week and u buy it how else would you get money in this cheap ass game?
12.What would you do if you do not know the answers to these questions?
Ban them for a year for making me piss my pants.
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Scenarios:
1. A player is spamming/harassing you, how would you handle this situation?
Ban their ass!!
2. If you are being harassed to get jailed or banned, what do you do?
Ban their ass!!
3. A player is harassing someone, how would you handle this?
Ban their ass!!
4. A player asked if they can trade gang leadership with another player because the leader hasn't been online in months, what would you do?
Wait for someone else to do the work too much work for me to do.
5. If you see another player walking through walls or see them warping, how would you handle this situation?
Ban their ass!!
6. A player has the "cracked" version of Era iPhone, how would you handle this situation?
Ban their ass!!
7. A player complains about getting "scammed", What do you do?
Laugh at them for being ******ed enough to fall for it.
8. You see a player with some form of racist/harassing/vulgar content in their nickname or trying to impersonate a staff member, what do you do?
Ban their ass!!
9. A player wants to transfer his/her account to a different iphone/ipod/ipad, etc. What do you do?
Wait for someone else to do it i wanna kick back and relax.
10.If you're unsure of what to do in a certain scenario, how would you handle it with and without someone available to ask?
Id just ignore it either way.
11.You see another staff member abusing his/her staff tools, what do you do?
Ban their ass!!
12.Order this list from least to most serious.
Sexual Harassment, Racism, Glitch Abuse, Hacking, Avoiding the swear filter, General Harassment, Feedback Spamming, Spamming.
Too lazy to anwser
13. You hear about/see a player logged into another players account. How would you handle this situation?
Ban their ass!!
14. You run into the event where a group of players gang up on you saying you abuse your powers, harassing you. How would you handle this situation?
Ban their asses!!
15. You receive word that another staff member/player has reported you to someone higher up. What would you do upon hearing about this?
Ban their ass!!
16. A player asks you for items, tells you that they were promised an item from another staff member, and/or asks you for a weapon/item transfer. How do you respond?
Tell them to bug the **** outts the admin that promised them
17. In regards to the upload system, a player starts messaging you that they deserve a full refund because their custom upload didn't turn out the way they wanted or want to redo it. What is your response?
Tell them its their damn problem make a better head next time.
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Here you can include any other information you think that we should know about you.
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Here you agree to:
1. Be professional and respectful.
I dont agree
2. Be active.
I agree
3. Be cooperative.
dont agree
4. Follow the rules.
I dont agree
5. Be honest.
I dont agree
6. Treat all players equally.
LOL I SURE AS HELL DONT AGREE
7. Be the most magnificant troll on the planet?
Damn right i agree