If I had one of those turtle Pokemon, I could train it to swim across the ocean. Then I would get a gun, I would go out to sea robbing cruise ships as I went. They would think my Pokemon was pretty cute until I pull a gun on them.
I would have the perfect getaway vehicle, my turtle. After I rob enough cruise ships I would move to Sweden and train under a lone guitar gunman.
Then when The president gets attacked by ninjas, I would swim back to the states, rescue the president, and play a guitar solo so awesome the president gives me a full pardon.
Yours are neat too.