People will spend all day staring at a flag.  

You can kill thousands of people without the consequences.

You can turn into a frog but can't float or swim in water.

You can turn into a rock creature and float and swim in water.  

Rock creature = Geodude therefore it can float I guess.  

You're kidding, right Remorse?  

Posted by Remorse

Rock creature = Geodude therefore it can float I guess.

False. Geodude is a rock-type pokemon and therefore has a weakness to water.  

Posted by Castør

False. Geodude is a rock-type pokemon and therefore has a weakness to water.

You do realize you claimed it floated/walked on water in your previous post right?  

You can walk through people; you can also do pushups against walls.  

Posted by Remorse

You do realize you claimed it floated/walked on water in your previous post right?

You do realize that the rock morph isn't a Pokemon, much less geodude, right?  

Posted by Castør

You can kill thousands of people without the consequences.

You kinda get rewarded for it too...  

You can't swim through dark blue water.  

Posted by Yephenpeace

You can't swim through dark blue water.

sharks!111  

You can stab someone with a sword and they'll be perfectly fine, just bleed a little. However, one you deal the sixth blow (systematically) they'll twirl angelically before falling and rising back up.  

A hamburger costs 30 gralats while a house costs 50.  

you can carry an unlimited amount of objects, apparently in your ass pocket.  

You can whip a piano out of your pocket and play it, wallah!