Posted by Bryan*

Hello troll, your post made me cringe for its stupidity. OP made quite a few pointers that actually tie into trying to be with someone, regardless of who the source came from or how he explained it. I'm sure you can provide Graalians with helpful advice to get with someone but you have to get yourself out of that bridge first. (If you understand what that sentence means).


Trolls like you are plaguing the community with stupid remarks that holds no value.

TFW your realize OP himself is actually a troll as well.  

Posted by 5hift

TFW your realize OP himself is actually a troll as well.

I read OP's title under his name but he provided helpful advice unlike that infection that posted earlier.  

Posted by Bryan*

I read OP's title under his name but he provides helpful advice unlike that infection that posted saying its bad.

OP literally just said to harass girls to get their attention.

That's pretty cringeworthy if you ask me.

I'm sure he appreciates your whiteknighting.  

Posted by 5hift

OP literally just said to harass girls to get their attention.

That's pretty cringeworthy if you ask me.

Oh now it makes sense let me give him some more advice to harass girls
1.be the most insane person possible  

Also like to point out:

Posted by DJ Meow

1. Confidence. You never want to be to over confident, but than again, you don't want to be one of those shy otaku nerds who sit in the corner of the class on their 3ds playing Pokemon (too specific?). You want to be normal. Talk. Build conversations. That's the key to any relationship. Whether it be with a friend or lover.

Posted by DJ Meow

3. Respect a girls personal space, but in some cases, it's fine not to. Play with her hair. Take her phone while she's texting. Some girls just really don't care. Do something she wouldn't want you or anyone to ever do. Be extreme. This will definitely build up the relationship.

Posted by Bryan*

Be confident, be yourself, and ask her to the dance. Respect her boundaries and remember to have fun.

Mhm.  

Posted by 5hift

OP literally just said to harass girls to get their attention.

That's pretty cringeworthy if you ask me.

So I'm assuming #3 is what made you consider OP implied to harassing women. As a connection develops and you build a level of trust, those examples do not cause any harm. You personally would have to know when to not cross the line with the girl you're trying to be with.


Edit: Not trying to be a white knight, he provided helpful advice as I mentioned. You can take it negative, others won't.  

"Do something she wouldn't want you or anyone to do."

Thats pretty legit.  

Let me get this girl a boquet of flowers or compliment her since the males that want to be with her wouldn't want me to do since it makes the girl lose interest in them. The girl probably hates flowers since she only gets them on certain events or holidays. Eventually she will like the flowers because I'm expressing how I feel about her.

Here's an example. You want the negative one that's clouding your judgment?

Edit: Being extreme isn't too bad when it doesn't cause harm. Respect and know your limitations, she will provide them but you can surprise her as well.  

Posted by Bryan*

Let me get this girl a boquet of flowers or compliment her since the males that want to be with her wouldn't want me to do since it makes the girl lose interest in them. The girl probably hates flowers since she only gets them on certain events or holidays. Eventually she will like the flowers because I'm expressing how I feel about her.

Here's an example. You want the negative one that's clouding your judgment?

That literally has nothing to do with what I said.

OP mentions taking her stuff and touching her without asking, how the actual **** is that supposed to "enhance relationships".  

Posted by 5hift

That literally has nothing to do with what I said.

OP mentions taking her stuff and touching her without asking, how the actual **** is that supposed to "enhance relationships".

As you develop a connection, those cause no harm. If you honestly believe being playful with a girls hair is bad then by all means handcuff yourself to a pole. Taking a girls phone while she's texting is also not bad, hell I'll give her my phone too.  

Posted by 5hift

Didn't know girls were into ******bags.

Are you homeschooled, lol.

Posted by Lifen

You know when someone does something so embarrassing that you feel the embarrassment yourself? Smh this thread is aids it should be called how to not get the girl and appear as a total douchebag infront of the female your trying to smash smh.... he has the nerve to say hope you skrubs learned a thing or two from him HAHA

smd skrub, u need me. i actually took time out of my schedule to give you advice and even proofread what i wrote to make it even a little helpful. cri

Posted by Bryan*

So I'm assuming #3 is what made you consider OP implied to harassing women. As a connection develops and you build a level of trust, those examples do not cause any harm. You personally would have to know when to not cross the line with the girl you're trying to be with.


Edit: Not trying to be a white knight, he provided helpful advice as I mentioned. You can take it negative, others won't.

i like this guy. he gets me.

Posted by 5hift

That literally has nothing to do with what I said.

OP mentions taking her stuff and touching her without asking, how the actual **** is that supposed to "enhance relationships".

when i write i leave out sometimes what im trying to say. even when i proofread. What Bryan just said is basically what i was trying to imply.  

Whip it out  

Posted by Alexmo

Oh now it makes sense let me give him some more advice to harass girls

1.be the most insane person possible

Step's to being Alexmo:

1. Hated by SomeGuy and other people who hate SomeGuy.

2. Feel as if what you state will make people laugh.

3. Always get straight to the point within about 30 words.

4. Have a low range of words available to use.

5. Always give people asscancer.

Steps to being SomeGuy:

1. Be a self pronounced Alexmo hater

2. Be a self pronounced troll, unless when speak to Alexmo or on serious topics.

3. Stop using illuminati stuff.

4. Start being cool.  

This thread. Much love. ********* overflowin from these people mr white knight saying he would give the phone to the girl he wants to smash proves that he has zero side chicks and zero chances of givin her the D  

Also being funny is important. But when it comes to the whole touching her thing, as with everything there's limits, physical contact is a must but don't like slap her bum or something when you first meet her. And also, don't take too long when doing all this. And never compliment her looks, if she hears "youre pretty" like 80 times a day from the basic dude, she'll just put you in that category by bringing up her looks. And body language is important, that'll display your confindence (or lack of) far before you even get a word in. And no girl is too good for you.
Be you, be original, dont try to fit in or seek approval, don't put her on a pedestal, dont be afraid to disagree with her, lead the relationship but dont be abusive with it, if theres an issue= COMMUNICATE, and most importantly do not change who you are for her cuz she likes you for you (changing even the slightest bit cuz youre trying to "not mess things up" will ruin everything). Now go get her tiger