Posted by PerfectDark

ooo, both of you forgot about our addgralat log ;) *wink wink*

player win event
player get gralat
gralat is legit  

I'm glad my name can get behind such a worthwhile cause.  

Posted by MrSimons

player win event
player get gralat
gralat is legit

-Open player attr
-Add 999999999999999999 gralats
-Set attr, legit  

What would you like to be referred to us as?
Shmeggerton is my full name, however, I believe it would be easier for both parties if we just went with Shmegg or Smeg.

If you were alone in a small well lit room with nothing but peanut butter and a banana what would you do?
Assuming that the banana is unpeeled, I would first take off the peel. After doing so, I would then place the peel on my head. My life would then transform. I will no longer be Shmegg/Smeg, I will be Janice from Accounting. I will take on the life of Janice from Accounting, having everyday conversations with myself, pretending I am a housewife, all of the sorts. After 5 months, my imaginary husband that I made up will have cheated on me. I will be sent into a spiralling depression. After crying for days, I will then take it upon myself to eat the rotten banana and peanut butter. If I live, I will become my own strong, independent woman. If I die, I will spend the rest of my days haunting Port-A-Potty's around the globe.

Fin.

What is your timezone?
Central. I live in Arkansas. I am Arkansassy.

Have you ever taken part in a Heist?
Not yet. I just hope I can break my way into your hearts.

Do you have any pets, if so what are their names?
I have a cat named Kaia, she is of Calico descent. I also have a fox named PerfectDark, I am sure you have met him. He may be a fox, but he is a cool cat! ;)

What are your hobbies?
Playing iZone. Loving myself. Scrapbooking.

Do you have any collections?
The hearts of my enemies. Scabs.

Would you be okay with logging on iZone once a month for us?
I work there. c:

Of what ethnicity are you?
White, however, my spirit animal is People of Walmart.

What is your favorite color?
I love all of the colors. I am not racist.

What sort of groups/clubs are you involved in?
Journalism, iZone ZP Team, Shmegg's Fan Club.
What were your SAT scores?
Yes.
Do you play any Graal servers?
iZone, iClassic.

Are there any addition details about yourself you would like to include (you can private message us this if so needed)
I see you on iZone RC all of the time, I just wish I could... be like you...  

Shmegg looks like a good guy.  

I'd rather not deal with you people.  

I was considering applying, but then I saw MrSimons's post.  

wot post  

 

This is like the bachelor  

If you're not hiring Shmegg i'll take him off your hands :0  

You two should despise me based on these requirements.  

I would've been a prime candidate if it weren't for the "not liking distasteful pornography" part.  

Posted by MrSimons

It would be nice if we had the same taste in music, some of the artists we like are: The Xx, Wu-Tang Clan, Kid Cudi, Young the Giant, Paramore, Mac Miller, Frank Sinatra, Eminem, Pierce the Veil, OFWGKTA, Ice Cube, Ellie Goulding, Florance and The Machine, and Regina Spektor

i could introduce you to worlds of new music you would like.  

Posted by Winter

i could introduce you to worlds of new music you would like.

Any paticular artists you're thinking of? Juney Jones by The Jet Age of Tomorrow sums up what I like pretty well. Latte has really gotten into HorrorCore recently, especially ICP and Bone Thugs n Harmony.

Posted by Reece

If you're not hiring Shmegg i'll take him off your hands :0

He's lookin like a good candidate. He has addgralat so we won't even need to pay him.