Tips on leading a tower guild - 2

Aaron · 11-17-2012

Woe, wasn't i doin it wrong

twilit · 11-17-2012

11. make a $uper-k00l hat and post it as guild pic before you even have 100hours. People will rush in like "my hat brings all the noobs to the yard" and youll never run low on recruits. the world runs on money; graal runs on hats. TRUE STORY

12. Feel free to switch tags and spam another tower guild's chat while your member are holding your tower. All the pr0 guild leaders do this.

13. if there are too many afks, scream "WAKE UP!!!!" (as if that helps); if there are too many noobs upstairs, scream "DOWN!!!!!!"; if an attacker gets into flagroom, scream "FLAG!!!!!!"; if theres too much spam, scream "STFU!!!!!"; if your members lose your tower while you are doing #12 above, scream "GET IT BACK!!!!!1!1!1!1!!!!!!!!!"

Blueh · 11-17-2012

Posted by Pazx

You guys are all dicks, this is an extremely accurate and informative guide, I only disagree with #4 and #6.

Coming from the expert.

Lanky · 11-17-2012

Posted by Santa Claus

I am not going to lie but this is true.

but again didn't you make your guild 40k kills+ only and I told you that was a stupid idea.

But yeah it is a bitch to run a tower guild have to pick everything right and keep your head up and going.
With step one you really have to get out of your shell and talk to your members in the guild you are in. The more they like you the more they will help you when you need it.
I started in Cruxis and I still have Ex members of Cruxis help me when I need it with CxE.

But lanky great guide, I always got asked the same question but I tried to give some pointers for it. I will have this guide in my status on graal.

Yes Santa the 40k pks idea was pretty stupid, but thats just a lesson i learned aha.

Thanks for the advertising of the guide too!

Pazx · 11-17-2012

Posted by Blueh

Coming from the expert.

wot

K!LLA KEV · 11-17-2012

Posted by twilit

13. if there are too many afks, scream "WAKE UP!!!!" (as if that helps); if there are too many noobs upstairs, scream "DOWN!!!!!!"; if an attacker gets into flagroom, scream "FLAG!!!!!!"; if theres too much spam, scream "STFU!!!!!"; if your members lose your tower while you are doing #12 above, scream "GET IT BACK!!!!!1!1!1!1!!!!!!!!!"

Sigh. I know.

twilit · 11-18-2012

14. after getting your $uper-K00l 1k hatz, dump the guild to a noob account, then create a new guild with a kickass 4nl3u-pr0 name.
15. repeat. and get another $uper-K00l 4n12u pR0 hat!!!1!!1

Pazx · 11-18-2012

Michael you're in Rebellious right?

Blueh · 11-18-2012

Read his signature.

twilit · 11-19-2012

gjgj 2pts

princess becca · 11-19-2012

what is a good way to get people to join a guild?

Bubba De Orc · 11-19-2012

Posted by princess becca

what is a good way to get people to join a guild?

Go around Graal city advertisingg your guild and offer cookies for joining.

Posted by princess becca

what is a good way to get people to join a guild?

btw what is kanto regon?

Blueh · 11-19-2012

16. Instead of saying hello to your guild or messaging just to be social like a regular person, spam "." every 5 seconds on guild chat to see who's on. If there is a number lower than 10, start raging and call everyone a lazy AFKer or useless member. Yes, even little Ringo the kid with 2 hours who follows your guild tower to tower and always spams you for a tag.

17. If your guild is unable to retrieve a tower just lost, immediately type: "WTF NOOBS! UR SO USELESS I TOLD U 2 GET IT BACK #%*! #^*%#!!!!!! E=MC2!!!!!¡$&@8^*#^! STOP AFKING AND GET ANOTHER ONE!" in the guild chat.

iHot · 11-19-2012

18.Spam guild chat with the same message "Down or kick."

twilit · 11-20-2012

19. take screen shots of you taking MoD by yourself and post as guild pic. "LOOK GUIZ!!! WE R TOW3R GU1LD!!!!!!(!;&"

20. take screen shots of map when your guild has TWO towers and post as guild pic. OOOOHHHH looks who pr0 now! double the towerz! double the hourz! double the $uper-4n13U-pR0z!!

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Aaron Reformed Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 1,812	Woe, wasn't i doin it wrong

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twilit michael Join Date: May 2012 Location: Hyrule Posts: 3,511	11. make a $uper-k00l hat and post it as guild pic before you even have 100hours. People will rush in like "my hat brings all the noobs to the yard" and youll never run low on recruits. the world runs on money; graal runs on hats. TRUE STORY 12. Feel free to switch tags and spam another tower guild's chat while your member are holding your tower. All the pr0 guild leaders do this. 13. if there are too many afks, scream "WAKE UP!!!!" (as if that helps); if there are too many noobs upstairs, scream "DOWN!!!!!!"; if an attacker gets into flagroom, scream "FLAG!!!!!!"; if theres too much spam, scream "STFU!!!!!"; if your members lose your tower while you are doing #12 above, scream "GET IT BACK!!!!!1!1!1!1!!!!!!!!!"

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twilit michael Join Date: May 2012 Location: Hyrule Posts: 3,511	14. after getting your $uper-K00l 1k hatz, dump the guild to a noob account, then create a new guild with a kickass 4nl3u-pr0 name. 15. repeat. and get another $uper-K00l 4n12u pR0 hat!!!1!!1

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Pazx amateur gay Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Australia Posts: 3,372	Michael you're in Rebellious right?

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Blueh The Orator Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Yes Posts: 3,307	Read his signature.

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twilit michael Join Date: May 2012 Location: Hyrule Posts: 3,511	gjgj 2pts

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princess becca I'm moon now (she/they) Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: literally in the middle of nowhere Posts: 1,511	what is a good way to get people to join a guild?

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iHot Graalian Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Belle Isle Posts: 4,481	18.Spam guild chat with the same message "Down or kick."

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twilit michael Join Date: May 2012 Location: Hyrule Posts: 3,511	19. take screen shots of you taking MoD by yourself and post as guild pic. "LOOK GUIZ!!! WE R TOW3R GU1LD!!!!!!(!;&" 20. take screen shots of map when your guild has TWO towers and post as guild pic. OOOOHHHH looks who pr0 now! double the towerz! double the hourz! double the $uper-4n13U-pR0z!!