A man and a woman are on a ship and they are given the same room, the man sleeps in the lower bunk and the woman sleeps In the higher bunk, the woman says to him "I'm cold, could you pass me up one of your blankets?"
The man says "hey now, we are the only ones I this cabin, how about for tonight we pretend we are married?"
The woman giggles and says "okay"
The man then shouts, "good, now get your own damn blanket!"
A dumb girl owns a rabbit, but it dies unfortunately, she then goes to the store and buys some conditioner and spray, only to return a hour later and scream at the clerk
" YOU LIARS! ON THE BACK OF THE BOTTLE IT SAID IT WOULD GIVE DRY DEAD HARES LIFE AGAIN!!"