Posted by Zetectic

Sorry if there are some skips/lags. I couldn't do anything about it.

If there's wrong timestamp, please let me know.
Part 2 is being worked on(different comp), the current method im using will take several hours. im trying to figure out a faster way to upload.
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- iDevice GST Rd1:
Chief vs. Akatsuke 00:00
Giory vs. Sage 17:03
Sith vs. Hustle 21:51
Fariko vs. Chicagodinotte 26:52
ChannaTime vs. Mostacho 0:00
Quality vs. Count To Ten 31:50
Shark Gang vs. Ala2sa6er 38:15
Owned vs. Hype 43:01
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-- iDevice GST Rd2:
Chief vs. Sage 49:40
Sith vs. Fariko 1:07:22
ChannaTime vs. Quality 1:14:57
Shark Gang vs. Hype 1:26:37
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- iDevice GST Rd3:
Chief vs. Sith 1:30:48
Quality vs. Shark Gang 1:50:08
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- iDevice GST Semi:
Sith vs. Shark Gang 2:12:30
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- iDevice GST 3rd Place:
No1 vs. Shark Gang 2:29:40
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- Mixed GST Rd1:
Chief vs. Dust Line 10:30
Donquixote vs. Cultur3 17:16
Shark Gang vs. WU 25:53
Monster Energy Cx vs. Quality 30:41
Azteca vs. OnlineHost 38:28
Creator vs. Owned 43:11
Rek Em vs. Palus 52:32
Compact vs. No1 59:11
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- Mixed GST Rd2:
Chief vs. Cultur3 1:04:11
Shark Gang vs. Monster Energy Cx 1:11:00
Azteca vs. Creator 1:16:12
Rek Em vs. No1 1:20:35
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- Mixed GST Rd3:
Chief vs. Shark Gang 1:34:50
Azteca vs. Rek Em 1:39:00
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- Mixed GST Semi:
Chief vs. Azteca 1:48:58
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- Mixed GST 3rd Place:
ChannaTime vs. Azteca 2:43:35
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ah come one u didn't get 1st round sith vs gteam?

Posted by Thallen

Shoutout to Abood for being the most savage iDevice
Good on Prime for getting his first GST win, he and Aserus deserve it more than anyone who haven't won yet IMO

I am 100% open and accepting to all trash talk (as long as it's in context to the game, don't be weird) and I take the L gracefully

100% agree those 2 completely deserve the belt i blame Xoss' mom for making us lose to sith though (sorry xoss mom)  

Posted by Darkk

-Den takes the lead for the worst finals record of 0-5. Please don't core him if you plan on succeeding.

i think i have worse finals record than that  

Thanks zetectic for recording gst  

Posted by Ruppy

ah come one u didn't get 1st round sith vs gteam?

part 2. it's processing from my mac, so it's slow.  

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Posted by Zetectic

part 2. it's processing from my mac, so it's slow.

Awesome sauce! I use a mac too basically twins  

Yet another undefeated gst win this getting boring by now

mvp: zet for recording the gst  

Posted by Darkk

-Comet pretends he doesn't care *complains after losing to two brothers who have the intelligence of apes suffering atypical autism*

at least i didn't lose to nathan lol

dark takes throne as best talent leech in the game, first riding kicko then riding sarah and abood. somehow continues to talk about himself when he was the worst member on his team.  

Posted by Comyt

at least i didn't lose to nathan lol

dark takes throne as best talent leech in the game, first riding kicko then riding sarah and abood. somehow continues to talk about himself when he was the worst member on his team.

at least i didn't lose to jimbo lol

-2nd best hit ratio in RD finals.
-1v3ed a team for RD to make the finals.
-1.6 ratio vs Jimbos team for 7ives to make the finals (averaged 9 hits?):

 

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Posted by Darkk

1t least i didn't lose to jimbo lol

-2nd best hit ratio in RD finals.
-1v3ed a team for RD to make the finals.
-1.6 ratio vs Jimbos team for 7ives to make the finals:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_udr33Ub9n8

still worst member on the team, jimbo is better than nathan.

this man's team carries him to win the gst and his status is instantly "i am the most dominant guildsparrer" or some garbage, you can't thank your team for giving you the win and have to not only pretend you weren't the worst one, but pretend you're "the most dominant guildsparrer" while getting carried? you reaize this is like soyi writing "i'm the best guildsparrer in the game" after i led nessa to a win? how can the 5th best player on a team think so highly of himself, y'all got me tripping  

Agre with comyt lol  

nobody on 7ives got carried they worked as a team pretty seamlessly

sure abood beasted but nobody was a weak link from what i saw, they all killed it  

had pretty garbage predictions though, bolded ones that came true and underlined wrong, left them alone if unsure/too early to tell

Posted by Comyt

both sides:
-at least 5 delusional statuses about gst being unfair
-all of dot freaking out since they all take the game too seriously despite not being good players
-gst will be broadcasted on a stream full of very awkward personalities, watch at your own risk
-there will not be a graal tattoo after this one
-at least 3 pages full of excuses unless a results thread is made

mixed:
-at least 1 lowkey speedhacker on whatever team wins but we're pretty trash at patrolling that field on this game
-gteam gets bodied by the first legitimate team they play **won one game, not "bodied"
-primetime's team loses **congrats**

idevice:
-at least 5 people blaming other people for their loss
-at least 5 forum posts or statuses including either "ahhhh" "XD" or "perhap" from the most cringeworthy players on the game
-post-gst psychotic post from dark no matter what the outcome is
-winning team will have at least 2 foreign (not north america) players as core

bonus round:
-i will enter and embarass myself after pretending i don't care **did pretty good actually

lmk if i missed anything, didn't pay too much attention to other teams or reactions so fill me in

edit: no idea who gteam lost to so i can't mark that down, and congrats to primetime for really proving me wrong and winning his first ever GST. he is one of the top players on the game and it's about time he finally won one.  

Posted by Comyt

had pretty garbage predictions though, bolded ones that came true and underlined wrong, left them alone if unsure/too early to tell


lmk if i missed anything, didn't pay too much attention to other teams or reactions so fill me in

edit: no idea who gteam lost to so i can't mark that down, and congrats to primetime for really proving me wrong and winning his first ever GST. he is one of the top players on the game and it's about time he finally won one.

We lost to sith 1-2 with 4 cores and 1 sub