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So not too long ago I got in a fight. I used to live with my Girlfriend, but not too long ago we started arguing. She got so angry, she threw my $150 laptop in our pool. That was when I snapped. I smacked her in the nose, and she just stared at me for a good 15 seconds. I couldn't believe what I just did. She ran out of the house and drove away, I'm not sure where. I immediately called my mom, and she said I have to leave the state of Philadelphia. Sad thing is that I've been in Philadelphia all my life, I was born and raised there. So I sat there, on the Plane, drinking Orange Juice like it's Champagne. As I walked out of the Airport I noticed a man dressed like a cop, holding a sign with my name on it. I wasn't about to get arrested. I ran away fast, and called the nearest cab. The cab pulled up and I noticed some different details on this than the others. The mirror had Fuzzy Dice, and the license plate had "Fresh". I decided, to get in and head to my Aunt's house. "Yo, home to Bel-Air" I said, and we sped off. We reached the house about 7 or 8, and I got out of the cab. I took a good look at my new kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Last edited by Parkx; 07-31-2016 at 01:46 AM.
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07-30-2016
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Developer & Former Deputy
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And then he woke up.
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07-31-2016
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PigParty🐷
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a ryan impersonator? fanboy?
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who is ryan
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ryab, look at what your memes have brought to this forum.
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07-31-2016
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i seriously have no idea who he is who the hell is ryan |
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Verified ✔️
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Fake
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Far gone...
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**** i read that all for nothing
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Guy who gets roasted
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I just looked at the end and knew it. no rep for u kind sir
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Banned
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I swear this exact thing was posted a few weeks ago aswell
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I just thought of this. Who posted it?
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PigParty🐷
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the flaw in the story here is that the laptop is $150
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Registered User
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What is his Graalians Username? I seriously have no idea who Ryan is. Like is it just Ryan or what |
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