I Messed Up.

Ryan · 06-02-2016

This is something that just happened and idk whats gonna happen.

I hit my girlfriend today.. wow I feel like crap. I guess im gonna get picked up by the cops tomorrow, so I figured I would tell you guys what happend.

We were having an argument and she went too far. She made a comment along the lines of "your loser father couldn't keep a relationship together and you can't either!". When I was around 11, my parents got divorced and fought for custody. My dad wanted me and my brother because he genuinely loved us. My mom wanted us just to spite my dad. She won, and my dad kinda lost it over the decades.

This was too far for me. I had never, EVER hit a girl before, but it happened so fast I didn't even know I did it.

Basically, I cocked my fist back, and flew it straight into her nose. I thought it would be like the movies where she would get a little trickle of blood. It wasn't. Her nose EXPLODED. I think I must of broken a bunch of cartilege or something because blood shot out of both her nostrils, got all over me, got all over the floor.

She staggered backwards, hit her head hard enough on the wall to leave a dent, and slumped down.

We were both stunned for about 10 seconds before she started crying hysterically and ran into my room and locked the door. So I went to wash my hands, and while I was in the bathroom I heard her run out of the house and take off in her car. That was about 5 hours ago so I guess she didn't go the cops or anything. So later I went home and broke down in tears..

My mom came in the room and when she heard about the story she got scared and said your moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare
but I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air! I pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later! Looked at my kingdom I was finally there to settle my throne as the prince of bel-air!

Emera · 06-02-2016

damnit ryab

Shmegg · 06-02-2016

+rep if u cri ever tim

DJ Meow · 06-02-2016

****in' women beater! say hi to chris for me will ya.

Crono · 06-02-2016

Posted by Ryan

my girlfriend

stopped reading here, nice try bro.

5hift · 06-02-2016

Ryab is savage af.

PigParty · 06-02-2016

I wasn't going to read it because it was long. I'm glad I did.

Alexmo · 06-02-2016

So you hit a girl now you think your going to prison well good luck

PigParty · 06-02-2016

Posted by Alexmo

So you hit a girl now you think your going to prison well good luck

He's not going to prison. He's going to bel-air and becoming a prince.

Mangsi · 06-02-2016

#WhyINeedFeminism

Sir · 06-02-2016

Posted by Crono

stopped reading here, nice try bro.

there aren't even any girls in Austrailia besides ryab

THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE RYAB IS TO RELEASE FORUM GROUPS

Senpai Enigma · 06-02-2016

I called the cops

Sardon · 06-02-2016

Tumblr.com

DJ Meow · 06-02-2016

was she hot?

Wickodd · 06-02-2016

Do you spend most of your days on the playground outside of your school shooting some B-ball? I get that vibe from you.

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Ryan Verified ✔️ Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Australia Posts: 6,041	I Messed Up. This is something that just happened and idk whats gonna happen. I hit my girlfriend today.. wow I feel like crap. I guess im gonna get picked up by the cops tomorrow, so I figured I would tell you guys what happend. We were having an argument and she went too far. She made a comment along the lines of "your loser father couldn't keep a relationship together and you can't either!". When I was around 11, my parents got divorced and fought for custody. My dad wanted me and my brother because he genuinely loved us. My mom wanted us just to spite my dad. She won, and my dad kinda lost it over the decades. This was too far for me. I had never, EVER hit a girl before, but it happened so fast I didn't even know I did it. Basically, I cocked my fist back, and flew it straight into her nose. I thought it would be like the movies where she would get a little trickle of blood. It wasn't. Her nose EXPLODED. I think I must of broken a bunch of cartilege or something because blood shot out of both her nostrils, got all over me, got all over the floor. She staggered backwards, hit her head hard enough on the wall to leave a dent, and slumped down. We were both stunned for about 10 seconds before she started crying hysterically and ran into my room and locked the door. So I went to wash my hands, and while I was in the bathroom I heard her run out of the house and take off in her car. That was about 5 hours ago so I guess she didn't go the cops or anything. So later I went home and broke down in tears.. My mom came in the room and when she heard about the story she got scared and said your moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air! I pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later! Looked at my kingdom I was finally there to settle my throne as the prince of bel-air!

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Emera Nerd Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Berlin Posts: 3,825	damnit ryab

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5hift ✔️TURBO✔️VERIFIED✔️ Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Larunda Relay Posts: 6,481	Ryab is savage af.

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Alexmo Banned Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: I live in a place on a place Posts: 1,464	So you hit a girl now you think your going to prison well good luck

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Mangsi Ugh daddy send me memes Join Date: Mar 2014 Posts: 2,449	#WhyINeedFeminism

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Senpai Enigma Banned Join Date: Oct 2015 Location: Mom's basement Posts: 1,358	I called the cops

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Sardon Deus Vult Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Le Canada Posts: 3,811	Tumblr.com

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Wickodd Seeker of Truth Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 234	Do you spend most of your days on the playground outside of your school shooting some B-ball? I get that vibe from you.