Hello friends, today I will make the most pathetic post of my life. Today I will teach u how 2 be a cool kid.

First Part: Your Status.

You will need to use the standard aerial background, or a colored version.
Like here:


After you have chosen your background of choice, you will need to enter your text. Font: None. Size: 1-2. After that you will need to type in a 1-3 sentences. These sentences should be some what edgy. Like "I Can Feel Her Love" or "I left her, now i regret life"

Second Part: Look.

You will need to use one of those original bodies that are intended for "noobs" or a slightly revamped version such as an added sword or a little symbol. The body should either be all black with any color choice of shoes and skin. Another option can just be the standard Black Belt, White Shirt, Red Shoes, and Blue Sleeves. Or.. you can use some V.I.P colors.

Now your body should look like this

Next Step is your head. You will either have to recolor a bandana head, get an anime head, your own head, or get a revamped noob head such as a classic style page 15 head. Your choice.

Third Part: Name.

cngratz you actually read this post or you just skipped to this part but whatever. So you're going to need a 1-4 syllable name and it has to be something catchy like "Mr.Donut" or "Car-lost" Now you will need a good guild. You should join one of those 1-2 word guild name guilds. If you're not cool enough yet you should make your own. Again, make the name catchy. Like your name, the guild name should be edgy, random, or funny. Here are some examples, "BloODz3moZ" "Tree" "Toilet"

Now here's the optional part.

-Put an asterick behind or in front of ur name.
This will obviously show everyone how awsum u r.

-Wear wing hats.
Sparrers only sry

-Wear a 2009 hat
Show that u rule the server with a poorly made hat that's rare.

-Randomly Hug people.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

-Label your self as a 2009-2012 player in your status.

-Show off ur cool items such as..
gst prizes,old juggles,and cool particle effects.

-*bonus edit* Make a humorous status thats calling out people who actually do what this guide says. Example: "No one cares when you played"




and that's about it guys now sit back, relax, and watch me get bashed.  

*Kms*  

Well guess it's time to kill you  

classic noob  

now thats some good low-fat maymays  

 

Posted by Admiral

Loled.  

 

 

I really hope this guide spreads like wildflowers and everyone on Graal really takes this to hard.  

Thanks, I always wanted to be cool

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Thanks to your guide now I'm graal famous thanks  

Posted by Lambda

Thanks to your guide now I'm graal famous thanks

I'm now one of the cool people who stand in the bank all day! 1!1!!  

he got the all black part right tho

 

Posted by Cindy

he got the all black part right tho

those aren't sparrers