The 10 Spar Commandments (iclassic)

qes · 03-26-2016

1. You shall not leave Super Nicks, unless going to Belle/Pub
2. You shall not make idols and suck up to join a spar guild
3. You shall not call Belle "Delta"
4. Remember the GST and log on
5. Honor the people who quit that helped you get better
6. You shall not ignore a friend when they say "gg"
7. You shall not marry somebody outside the spar community, their not cwl enough.
8. You shall not boost
9. You shall not VPN or hack
10. You shall not use other peoples accounts for statistic purpose

This is just a joke. Make your own though

Zetectic · 03-26-2016

this is not a joke. this is real bro THIS IS REEEL
#Sp4rsl1fe

Ivy · 03-26-2016

I managed to follow #1 for at least a month by only staying online for about 10-30 seconds

Livid · 03-26-2016

1. thou shall not ignore a GG no matter the player
2. thou shall not trash talk in any circumstances
3. thou shall respect every sparrer besides the losers that didnt earn their way to the top
4. thou shall ignore a player that doesnt accept the GG or just sucks overall
5. thou must enjoy sparring at all times
6. thou must afk in the battle arena
7. thou must not miss a gst
8. thou must not kiss ass
9. thou shall not selective spar
10. thou shall not judge for players that lose to better players

qes · 03-26-2016

Posted by Livid

1. thou shall not ignore a GG no matter the player
2. thou shall not trash talk in any circumstances
3. thou shall respect every sparrer besides the losers that didnt earn their way to the top
4. thou shall ignore a player that doesnt accept the GG or just sucks overall
5. thou must enjoy sparring at all times
6. thou must afk in the battle arena
7. thou must not miss a gst
8. thou must not kiss ass
9. thou shall not selective spar
10. thou shall not judge for players that lose to better players

I like them all except number 2. Some of the most exciting graal moments for me were guild vs guild or player vs player beefs that started from somebody saying something out of line. I don't like when people complain, but i like when two people butt heads and somebody says "Your not good, I would wreck you" then they spar it out in a 10 series. Thats my favorite stuff to do/see happen.

Livid · 03-26-2016

Posted by qes

I like them all except number 2. Some of the most exciting graal moments for me were guild vs guild or player vs player beefs that started from somebody saying something out of line. I don't like when people complain, but i like when two people butt heads and somebody says "Your not good, I would wreck you" then they spar is out to a 10 series. Thats my favorite stuff to do/see happen.

Good point but when you hang around people like a certain person named after a color etc. hearing trash talk everytime you win or lose is like acid now. They never stop talking even if you dont want to.

qes · 03-26-2016

Posted by Livid

Good point but when you hang around people like a certain person named after a color etc. hearing trash talk everytime you win or lose is like acid now. They never stop talking even if you dont want to.

Trash talk is only Good if the person is relevant and doesn't over do it. Like Red isn't relevant and trash talks too much. But if somebody like Incognito who doesn't say much trash talking, were to butt heads with me, and say "oh qes you suck i would wreck you" and then we series, it would be interesting because we are on a similar skill level.

Areo · 03-26-2016

When I spared I followed these rules.

Thou shall not complain, to one's friends, or to one's opponents.
Thou shall not spar anyone below 3-1
Thou shall not compare their skill to anyone else's.
Thou shall not respond to rage comments
Thou shall not draw attention to one's self.
Thou shall not join spar guilds if invited.
Thou shall not change slots after every loss.
Thou shall not make excuses.
Thou shall always keep a cool head.

Crono · 03-26-2016

u shall get the other person to 0 hp before they get u to 0 hp

qes · 03-26-2016

Posted by Areo

When I spared I followed these rules.

Thou shall not complain, to one's friends, or to one's opponents.
Thou shall not spar anyone below 3-1
Thou shall not compare their skill to anyone else's.
Thou shall not respond to rage comments
Thou shall not draw attention to one's self.
Thou shall not join spar guilds if invited.
Thou shall not change slots after every loss.
Thou shall not make excuses.
Thou shall always keep a cool head.

I like rule #2. But if everybody followed the other 9 rules spar would get boring to me

Relic · 03-26-2016

Posted by Crono

u shall get the other person to 0 hp before they get u to 0 hp

only one that matters

Red · 03-26-2016

*** up xd

TheFatNoob · 03-27-2016

Thou must blame lag after a loss.

Zideruic · 03-27-2016

prty sure i follow all these on accident

Alexmo · 03-27-2016

1. You shall not leave the spar arena
2. You shall not fap
3. This is your life you have nothing else to do but spar for me slave
4. Do not give a fuc* about real life
5. Do not follow mlg
6. You must afk
7. No sword spam
8. You shall not get married
9. You must die alone
10. If you lose a match you die in real life

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qes Registered User Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 732	The 10 Spar Commandments (iclassic) 1. You shall not leave Super Nicks, unless going to Belle/Pub 2. You shall not make idols and suck up to join a spar guild 3. You shall not call Belle "Delta" 4. Remember the GST and log on 5. Honor the people who quit that helped you get better 6. You shall not ignore a friend when they say "gg" 7. You shall not marry somebody outside the spar community, their not cwl enough. 8. You shall not boost 9. You shall not VPN or hack 10. You shall not use other peoples accounts for statistic purpose This is just a joke. Make your own though

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Zetectic Bloodvayne Join Date: Nov 2012 Posts: 4,087	this is not a joke. this is real bro THIS IS REEEL #Sp4rsl1fe

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Ivy Earning Unix dem stacks Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: In a fox hole somewhere Posts: 7,391	I managed to follow #1 for at least a month by only staying online for about 10-30 seconds

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Livid all for victory Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Townsville Posts: 4,222	1. thou shall not ignore a GG no matter the player 2. thou shall not trash talk in any circumstances 3. thou shall respect every sparrer besides the losers that didnt earn their way to the top 4. thou shall ignore a player that doesnt accept the GG or just sucks overall 5. thou must enjoy sparring at all times 6. thou must afk in the battle arena 7. thou must not miss a gst 8. thou must not kiss ass 9. thou shall not selective spar 10. thou shall not judge for players that lose to better players

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Areo Dr. Professor Moderator Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: I’m always located somewhere Posts: 1,205	When I spared I followed these rules. Thou shall not complain, to one's friends, or to one's opponents. Thou shall not spar anyone below 3-1 Thou shall not compare their skill to anyone else's. Thou shall not respond to rage comments Thou shall not draw attention to one's self. Thou shall not join spar guilds if invited. Thou shall not change slots after every loss. Thou shall not make excuses. Thou shall always keep a cool head.

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Crono :pluffy: Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Sweden Posts: 5,945	u shall get the other person to 0 hp before they get u to 0 hp

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Red Banned Join Date: Sep 2014 Location: Australia Posts: 3,255	*** up xd

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TheFatNoob Banned Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 159	Thou must blame lag after a loss.

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Zideruic Graal-plainin since 01 Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 366	prty sure i follow all these on accident

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Alexmo Banned Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: I live in a place on a place Posts: 1,464	1. You shall not leave the spar arena 2. You shall not fap 3. This is your life you have nothing else to do but spar for me slave 4. Do not give a fuc* about real life 5. Do not follow mlg 6. You must afk 7. No sword spam 8. You shall not get married 9. You must die alone 10. If you lose a match you die in real life