GRAALDOG: TENT SCAM

SomeGuy · 01-25-2016

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Hello, and welcome to graaldog. The number one place to find out about scams, cowboy builders, and more unwelcome visitors!

In this episode, we must address the tent in MoD town. The tent has never opened. The tent may never open. But has it occurred to you, that its a scam? Well, now the chance to learn about this terrible tent.

First, lets meet the scammers. The owner is Mojo, the graalian guarding the tent, he wont let us in, but he says the tent will open soon.
Next, is Ziplock, he sells the balloons. That's the problem, the balloons.

When you buy a balloon, he'll tell you to buy one while you wait, and so you wait. But the balloon looses its helium before it opens, so you buy another and it also runs out. Then you buy another and it runs out. Then you buy another one and it runs out.
Then you buy another.
And another.
Another.
You get the point, 10 gralats per balloon and you'll have to wait until you die before it opens. It'll take your money, it'll take your life. Don't, whatever you do, give money to Ziplock or Mojo.

We interview Ziplock, but he had nothing to say about the stolen money.

We have yet to catch the culprits, but if you see them, please call 666, and tell them where. Remember, your money may have been taken before, and you could get it back.

That is that for this episode of graaldog, please tune in next time to learn about the various scams.

fizzy · 01-25-2016

they stole my raviolis and put it in their balloons, this is a conspiracy

Gitaz · 01-25-2016

Honestly, I think that someone created the tent, and the staff thought it was amazingly good looking (which it is, don't get me wrong) and they decided to put it in just as a decoration for the time being, and perhaps later doing something with that, but I think they don't really know what to do with it anymore.

Droid · 01-25-2016

I suggested this could be used as an "Event Arena" -a very long time ago, somewhere - where you could queue up and play event minigames for fun. No prizes or w/e, just a chance to play every event instead of being thrust into an admin event to lose because you actually had no understanding of the concept of the game whatsoever.

I forgot this still existed until I read this thread.

Livid · 01-25-2016

Posted by Droid

I suggested this could be used as an "Event Arena" -a very long time ago, somewhere - where you could queue up and play event minigames for fun. No prizes or w/e, just a chance to play every event instead of being thrust into an admin event to lose because you actually had no understanding of the concept of the game whatsoever.

I forgot this still existed until I read this thread.

That sounds dope af.

Alexmo · 01-25-2016

I love how someguy let's out his inner child. And burn the tent to the ground or make it into a new pirate quest called the clown elimination

G Fatal · 01-25-2016

Let me guess after like 2years+ you still can't get in that place.

Vicipower · 01-25-2016

Posted by Livid

That sounds dope af.

Yeah thats really...

Spoiler

SomeGuy · 01-25-2016

Posted by Alexmo

I love how someguy let's out his inner child. And burn the tent to the ground or make it into a new pirate quest called the clown elimination

http://youtu.be/AlhIH92_lcQ

Mount · 01-26-2016

there WAS going to be something eventually planned for it but oh well

Livid · 01-26-2016

Posted by Vicipower

Yeah thats really...

Spoiler

....

metal · 01-26-2016

Ill have you know I have known Mr.Ziplock for many years and he is no fraud. This type of slander will not be tolerated, as his lawyer.. I mean friend, I will not stand for these baseless accusations. Mr.Ziplock is a wonderful father of 9 beautiful children and 3 great husbands. Due to this post he is no longer able to pay child support and will be forced to put his 12 starving children to work rather than school, how can you live with yourself knowing you're putting 16 aid's ridden children onto the streets? This post has caused Mr.Ziplock great emotional pain, night terrors, and unexpected pregnancies. I will.. I mean his lawyer will be sending a letter to discuss damages.

SomeGuy · 01-27-2016

Posted by metal

Ill have you know I have known Mr.Ziplock for many years and he is no fraud. This type of slander will not be tolerated, as his lawyer.. I mean friend, I will not stand for these baseless accusations. Mr.Ziplock is a wonderful father of 9 beautiful children and 3 great husbands. Due to this post he is no longer able to pay child support and will be forced to put his 12 starving children to work rather than school, how can you live with yourself knowing you're putting 16 aid's ridden children onto the streets? This post has caused Mr.Ziplock great emotional pain, night terrors, and unexpected pregnancies. I will.. I mean his lawyer will be sending a letter to discuss damages.

You cannot stop the force of graaldog.

No seriously, were funded by the graalgov.

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SomeGuy CEO Join Date: Oct 2015 Location: In a garage. Posts: 1,926	GRAALDOG: TENT SCAM Dobedobedoo Dodododododo Dobedobedoo Dodododododo Dobedobedoo Dodododododo Dobedobedoo Hello, and welcome to graaldog. The number one place to find out about scams, cowboy builders, and more unwelcome visitors! In this episode, we must address the tent in MoD town. The tent has never opened. The tent may never open. But has it occurred to you, that its a scam? Well, now the chance to learn about this terrible tent. First, lets meet the scammers. The owner is Mojo, the graalian guarding the tent, he wont let us in, but he says the tent will open soon. Next, is Ziplock, he sells the balloons. That's the problem, the balloons. When you buy a balloon, he'll tell you to buy one while you wait, and so you wait. But the balloon looses its helium before it opens, so you buy another and it also runs out. Then you buy another and it runs out. Then you buy another one and it runs out. Then you buy another. And another. Another. You get the point, 10 gralats per balloon and you'll have to wait until you die before it opens. It'll take your money, it'll take your life. Don't, whatever you do, give money to Ziplock or Mojo. We interview Ziplock, but he had nothing to say about the stolen money. We have yet to catch the culprits, but if you see them, please call 666, and tell them where. Remember, your money may have been taken before, and you could get it back. That is that for this episode of graaldog, please tune in next time to learn about the various scams.

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fizzy what Join Date: Dec 2015 Posts: 72	they stole my raviolis and put it in their balloons, this is a conspiracy

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Gitaz Registered User Join Date: Dec 2014 Location: Sweden Posts: 570	Honestly, I think that someone created the tent, and the staff thought it was amazingly good looking (which it is, don't get me wrong) and they decided to put it in just as a decoration for the time being, and perhaps later doing something with that, but I think they don't really know what to do with it anymore.

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Droid Graal Classic Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Battle Arena Posts: 855	I suggested this could be used as an "Event Arena" -a very long time ago, somewhere - where you could queue up and play event minigames for fun. No prizes or w/e, just a chance to play every event instead of being thrust into an admin event to lose because you actually had no understanding of the concept of the game whatsoever. I forgot this still existed until I read this thread.

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Alexmo Banned Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: I live in a place on a place Posts: 1,464	I love how someguy let's out his inner child. And burn the tent to the ground or make it into a new pirate quest called the clown elimination

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G Fatal Banned Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: UK Posts: 3,215	Let me guess after like 2years+ you still can't get in that place.

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Mount Banned Join Date: May 2013 Location: California Posts: 894	there WAS going to be something eventually planned for it but oh well

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metal Amateur Programmer Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Illinois Posts: 683	Ill have you know I have known Mr.Ziplock for many years and he is no fraud. This type of slander will not be tolerated, as his lawyer.. I mean friend, I will not stand for these baseless accusations. Mr.Ziplock is a wonderful father of 9 beautiful children and 3 great husbands. Due to this post he is no longer able to pay child support and will be forced to put his 12 starving children to work rather than school, how can you live with yourself knowing you're putting 16 aid's ridden children onto the streets? This post has caused Mr.Ziplock great emotional pain, night terrors, and unexpected pregnancies. I will.. I mean his lawyer will be sending a letter to discuss damages.