The sewer tunnel left of the south bridge leads to a stockpile of dead players that the zorbi have killed for entering their base. the reason they kick you out is because they think you're not good enough to eat.  

Posted by Aguzo

We are told to kill the baddies, but what if we are the enemy?

There is a person behind the golden gate spamming his sword, so you can't enter.

Staff are purposely not giving PC users good optimization, so they won't be "superior".

Apostles is secretly Alumni, Alumni is secretly SLX, SLX is secretly Doublelift.

The signs have despaired faces, because they contain the souls of the buildings' previous owners.

Burger Refuge burgers contain 1% human dna, and give you ass cancer.

Real life is Graal for someone else, who thinks they are also in real life, and they play as you.

Did I win?

if so, then how do you not take damage, eh?  

The god dude sitting on the bench near the battle arena is playing on his noob account  

Everyone who sits on the benches near the battle arena is playing on their noob account.  

Posted by Ash Ketchum

ADMIN THEORY

Are admins actually Gods?

Appearances of gods used to be seen back centuries ago. Just like Graal Admins used to show themselves all the time but as time goes on, these gods (admins) stopped showing themselves. It's like real life, they stopped caring

These Gods (admins) find interest in us humans playing a game to win a simple hat. They love seeing us fight to the death for hats

The higher ups of these gods use stupid, underaged humans as slaves. The higher ups give these stupid humans powers as stupid humans are easier to control, and have more free time.

There are many different religions among Graal, some believe the Admins created Graal. Some believe it was Stefan who created Graal, some believe it was Unixmad, and there are also those who believe it was the Six Gods. There is no confirmed God of Graal, but there is a church for the Six Gods in Angel Clan. (There are also some people who worship a cat god, but that is disgusting.)  

I only worship our true lord and savior that one bug collecting guy that ****post all over the forums.  

That you guys obsess over graal to much  

Posted by OG

That you guys obsess over graal to much

shut up mom  

Stefan is locked up in the jesus freaks house  

the golden gate is only accessible to those who are masters of cheat engine  

But hey, that's just a threory, a GRAA-(gunfire)  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CN22W8OPkPw

lol  

The locked doors aren't actually locked  

I hear Unixmad goes to home depot and pays refugees to choke him in the shower.  

There's a player somewhere who picked up an admin super bomb a long time ago (when admins were fun and did that kind of stuff) and has been logged in and holding it for years, waiting for the perfect moment to walk to Graal city, throw it, and have it disappear and get the "you can't use that here" message.

Posted by metal

I hear Unixmad goes to home depot and pays refugees to choke him in the shower.

Lol

Ahh where is that from? It's from something.

I'm thinking Family Guy.