Came across this out of boredom:

Not to be confused with the Internet (a global system of networked computers invented in the USA), the World Wide Web, invented by British computer scientist Tim Berners-Lee, is the system of interlinked hypertext documents accessed via the Internet.  

british have been irrelevant since ww2 deal with it bro  

North Korea breeds true athletes.

Red team FTW.

Posted by Matthew

Look at the salty europoors in this thread lmao. This is an american website that you're viewing on the american invented internet, you play by america's rules and call it soccer, this can be owed to america for saving europe's ass in two consecutive world wars thx.

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Posted by Crono

british have been irrelevant since ww2 deal with it bro

No arguement here  

Posted by Clown

An American website using Londons Timezone?

And you wouldn't have the Internet without computers, the first invented by Alan Turing during world war 2 (a gay british man)

Sorry for spitting in your test tubes, this is a football thread after all. Not a soccer thread

wow when did john atanasoff become british and rename to alan turing?  

Posted by Clown

An American website using Londons Timezone?

And you wouldn't have the Internet without computers, the first invented by Alan Turing during world war 2 (a gay british man)

Sorry for spitting in your test tubes, this is a football thread after all. Not a soccer thread

Not only londons timezone
Its Quebecs timezone too

Posted by Kevin Azite

I think biggest problem with soccer is it's a game for 3 year olds who are only capable of walking and not using hands at the same time

So it makes sense it is revered by manchildren in manchester

Hopefully humans outside of USA develop fine motor skills eventually

Problem is u euros own zero guns so also have 0 concept of masculinity

school shootings dont make masculinity
the fact that they need to make bullet proof clothes for kids is a problem
atleast europeans aren't under the constant threat of some idiot coming into their house with a loaded gun and killing them.

The right of a firearm is not a right it is a tool that should be in the use only by hunters and policemen for their respected useage.  

Just be grateful America lets Europe have soccer. If we cared enough about it we'd take away the one thing you have left. America is already cleaning up and fixing FIFA because Europeans are also corrupt like FIFA. Don't even care about soccer but have to fix Europe's mess again, just like the two world wars they started.  

Posted by Sardon

Not only londons timezone
Its Quebecs timezone too

Quebec and London don't both use GMT please get out of my country (USA) until you are educated past kindergarten  

Posted by Clown

An American website using Londons Timezone?

And you wouldn't have the Internet without computers, the first invented by Alan Turing during world war 2 (a gay british man)

Sorry for spitting in your test tubes, this is a football thread after all. Not a soccer thread

Hold up there homie. Good on Turing for helping the Polish bureau crack Enigma and being a pioneer computer scientist.

That was pretty cool and all, but being patriotic about him is quite ironic considering he was pushed to suicide by the anti-homosexuality laws in the UK.  

Posted by Talon

Hold up there homie. Good on Turing for helping the Polish bureau crack Enigma and being a pioneer computer scientist.

That was pretty cool and all, but being patriotic about him is quite ironic considering he was pushed to suicide by the anti-homosexuality laws in the UK.

I support homosexuality personally, the UK didn't unfortunately it's a shame that we only knew about his contributions 50 years later or so because of it being such a top secret thing

I found it ironic that the queen honoured him a long time after he died and homosexuality is not illegal, like that would do any good now he's dead

Posted by Matthew

Just be grateful America lets Europe have soccer. If we cared enough about it we'd take away the one thing you have left.

This made my day - nice trolling dood  

Look at what happened to Freddy Adu. Promising American soccer player in the same mould as Zinedine Zidane and Marco van Basten. Went to europe to play and the teams ruined his development on purpose because they couldn't stomach the fact he was going to own everyone. They didn't want an American superstar. We all know this is because European soccer fans are racist and would just chant monkey noises at him and throw bananas because still not as enlightened as USA.  

Posted by Matthew

Look at what happened to Freddy Adu. Promising American soccer player in the same mould as Zinedine Zidane and Marco van Basten. Went to europe to play and the teams ruined his development on purpose because they couldn't stomach the fact he was going to own everyone. They didn't want an American superstar. We all know this is because European soccer fans are racist and would just chant monkey noises at him and throw bananas because still not as enlightened as USA.

They would do that to any black player, even the british or french.

Posted by Kevin Azite

wow when did john atanasoff become british and rename to alan turing?

computer
kəmˈpjuːtə/
noun
an electronic device which is capable of receiving information (data) in a particular form and of performing a sequence of operations in accordance with a predetermined but variable set of procedural instructions (program) to produce a result in the form of information or signals.
a person who makes calculations, especially with a calculating machine.

Alan Turing made the first machine matching this term. Other people used the idea of a machine that could recieve information and do stuff with it and now we have computers that do other things  

Posted by Kevin Azite

Quebec and London don't both use GMT please get out of my country (USA) until you are educated past kindergarten

i thought you couldnt be that stupid so i think he meant london ontario  

Ahhhh, good'ol America, can't show their dominance over soccer on the field so they have to do it on internet forum boards  

I hope you are grateful to America. Sure you have access to universal healthcare, higher standards of living, better public schools and a vast wealth of natural resources; but do you realise it's America investing so heavily in its defense to have the most fearsome unparallelled military in the world that allows you to have these things? We're the only thing stopping Russia steamrolling you so perhaps you shouldn't be sneering at people who guard you while you sleep.