My neighbours had a pile old furniture and trash outside their house for over a year, its gone now but theres a shopping trolley still sitting there  

Posted by Tyler

Mine started this annoying habit last fall of running his leaf blower whenever it's nice enough to go outside. It is the most annoying thing in the world. You can hear it in my house and it hurts your ears and causes headaches. I wish I could smash that leafblower to pieces. It can sometimes go on for hours.

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My neighbors leave their chihuahua in the backyard outside (which is cold as balls) and it barks constantly.  

A random guy from my neighborhood and his kids just started playing in my fenced-off backyard.

I talked to the guy with a taser in my back pocket.

Apparently they just liked our backyard and wanted to play in it.  

Posted by 5hift

I talked to the guy with a taser in my back pocket.

trying to catch a felony?  

Posted by Torankusu

trying to catch a felony?

How the hell is it a felony? They are on his property, and RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS  

My neighbor shot me because I was too close to his daughter crazy old man. I didn't even do anything wrong. Just talking to her and then all I hear is "Get away from her!" And my foot it bleeding. -_-'  

Posted by Torankusu

trying to catch a felony?

Normal 5hift: *taser in back pocket* Ohai there fine citizen. You seem to have trespassed onto my property. Please vacate the premises or I'll be forced to deploy violent tactics.

Redneck 5hift: *double barreled shotgun in hand* HEY GET OFF MA LAWN YOU GOOD FOR NOTHIN' FREELOADERS! DON'T MAKE ME UNLOAD BOTH BARRELS INTO YO FACES!

Fig. 1 or 2?  

Fig. 2 aint sound too redneck. He just sound mighty ignant.  

Posted by Kamiroo Wolf

Fig. 2 aint sound too redneck. He just sound mighty ignant.

Same thing isn't it?