How to look good at sparring without sparring - 3

GotenGraal · 10-09-2013

Posted by iChronic

1) dont reply to PMs
2) write a really confusing status
3) Join a three or two letter guild (e.g. BO)..the guild name must also be in caps
4)wear all black
5)be a total whackjob
6) make a guild and don't recruit anyone. Be sure to emphasize the exclusiveness of recruitment in guild news
7)suck up to the other no lifers

This is really spot on. It's basically the same guide on how to be an asshole on Graal. Many sparrers have already achieved this status!

twilit · 10-09-2013

Posted by Neil

Say "ez" after every spar u win.

u fail. U R'nt supposed 2 spar.

Fire Surge · 10-09-2013

Whenever someone loses a spar, walk up to them and say "lmao b0y ur ez af". They will respond with a raging comment, then just keep saying "stfu b0y". Did I mention that you call everybody "b0y"?

Crono · 10-10-2013

lmao fk this thread is so true

J o e · 10-11-2013

lmao lmao lmao 1v1 me nub delaying garbage (how was that?)

MrSimons · 10-11-2013

You forgot to be very defensive about your theological beliefs.

Crono · 10-11-2013

Posted by J o e

lmao lmao lmao 1v1 me nub delaying garbage (how was that?)

ill fix that for you:

lmao pc noob spar me on iphone u fkin old man

David · 10-11-2013

Have a 1-0 record
Change your status to "lol @ this game"
Use the noob head with an all black outfit
Say things like "rofl" or "wow" (:lol works too) after someone with a 100-800 record beats someone like Thallen or Dante

J o e · 10-11-2013

Posted by Crono

ill fix that for you:

lmao pc noob spar me on iphone u fkin old man

Shouldn't there be another paragraph of rage?

1.st Unknown · 10-11-2013

Posted by J o e

Shouldn't there be another paragraph of rage?

go back 2 ur pc servers this is iClassic u fkin cheater

Stocke · 10-11-2013

Posted by 1.st Unknown

go back 2 ur pc servers this is iClassic u fkin cheater

lol What?

Nyte* · 10-12-2013

Another great way...*Gets beat* Whatever dude I don't even care I'm so pr0 on era

Crono · 10-12-2013

Posted by J o e

Shouldn't there be another paragraph of rage?

only if you're comyt

mango · 10-12-2013

u can also not move at all after u win/lose

Ryan · 10-12-2013

you also must have 'played since 09' in your status even if you haven't

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David of Orange Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 826	Have a 1-0 record Change your status to "lol @ this game" Use the noob head with an all black outfit Say things like "rofl" or "wow" (:lol works too) after someone with a 100-800 record beats someone like Thallen or Dante

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Fire Surge Hi! Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: VY Canis Majoris Posts: 246	Whenever someone loses a spar, walk up to them and say "lmao b0y ur ez af". They will respond with a raging comment, then just keep saying "stfu b0y". Did I mention that you call everybody "b0y"?

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Crono :pluffy: Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Sweden Posts: 5,945	lmao fk this thread is so true

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J o e Registered User Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 17	lmao lmao lmao 1v1 me nub delaying garbage (how was that?)

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MrSimons :) Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: no. Posts: 10,309	You forgot to be very defensive about your theological beliefs.

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Nyte* Zone Player Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 697	Another great way...Gets beat Whatever dude I don't even care I'm so pr0 on era

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mango The One Who Loves Mangos. Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: In your refrigerator. Posts: 80	u can also not move at all after u win/lose

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Ryan Verified ✔️ Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Australia Posts: 6,041	you also must have 'played since 09' in your status even if you haven't