This is so awesome, I love reading things like this. Reminded me of reading an old essay for English class. Was a satire (I think) with the writer proposing that they make the poor people into meals. Was long but I loved reading it! Great work
Black gralats are not the most potent, when heated to a truly extreme temperature: the crystalline mineral emits all colors of the visible spectrum. The final product is ten thousand times more potent than your common druggy's green gralat.