I have been playing iClassic on a semi-regular basis for almost a year now, and there is one theme I have noticed, and that is the complaints and overthinking of sparring.

I regularly own top notch players like iHercules, Comyt, Tae, as well as others, and I never discuss strategy. My own strategy? Winning. That is the best strategy one can have, and what that means is that for everybody you spar, you have to adapt and come up with a good method of beating that person.

Meanwhile, there are people out there who develop one way to spar, and it might work against most people, but it won't work against everybody.

Also, what is up with all of the complaining about running, sword spamming, lagging, and I've even had people saying I cheat because I "move around like a phaggot." I don't even know what that means.

However, I must deal with all of this, too, but as above, I try to develop an individualized strategy to defeat these people, and if I lose, I lose.

That is why I am the best in the world.

ALL HAIL APOSTLES

ALL HAIL EDICT

ALL HAIL THE ALMIGHTY nWo  

Cool story.  

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The spar community just gets worst and worst. Even after reading this.  

Im on a sparring winning streak, 2 in a row! hee hee  

The nWo is just too sweet for you guys.  

>implying "winning" is a valid strategy description  

who knew that the best strategy for sparring is to win  

hi t3ck
t3ck sux  

Wow great guide. I really learned a lot. Whoever thought winning was a strategy? This is ludicrous!

/sarcasm  

This has really helped me out, since reading this I haven't lost a spar... I also haven't won any.  

 

ROFL
Not funny because it's a joke, but moreso because generally every part of the post is true  

+rep. This has made me an incredible sparrer sir, I was made fun of in the spar community, but know, everyone calls me all these cool names instead of noob! They call me waller spammer *** ***hole and alot of creative things!