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Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: Wundahland!
Posts: 1,921
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Chat-up lines
Let's hear em'. Just for fun, though. "How'd you like your eggs? Scrambled, poached or fertilised?" |
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10-09-2012
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princess
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: peterborough, ontario
Posts: 1,740
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Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.
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10-09-2012
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Circus
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: London
Posts: 2,090
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Do you like whatsits? Do you work at subway? Because every time I see you, I get a footlong. I like every bone in your body, especially mine. |
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10-09-2012
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princess
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: peterborough, ontario
Posts: 1,740
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Is it hot in here, or is it just you? I have a pen, you have a phone number… think of the possibilities There must be something wrong with my eyes; I can't take them off you I lost my phone number can I have yours? I'm feeling a little off today. Would you mind turning me on? If I could re-arrange the alphabet I would put U and I together Is that a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants? Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Are your legs tired? because you have been running through my mind all day Are you doing anything tonight, because I sure hope it is me! Do you eat lucky charms? Because you look magically delicious Are you a parking ticket, because you have got fine written all over you! If I had a cloud for every time I have wanted you, I would be in heaven. If you were a burger at McDonalds Id call you McBeautiful Oh, are your lips sore? Here, let me kiss them better I've been trying to talk to you for ages. No, I still can't do it. Are we related? Do you want to be? I won't unlock these handcuffs until you agree to go out with me. What is a fine-looking woman like you doing with a guy like that? Are you free tonight or will it cost me? You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime. I'm feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on? Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven? Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!! Youre hot, Im cool. Lets get together and even things out. Hey baby, you must be a light switch, becuase every time I see you, you turn me on! Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good. You look really hot! You must be the reason for global warming. You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once! Hey, You were great on Bay Watch last night! You're so hot you would make the devil sweat. If being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged! Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns. Are you accepting applications for your fan club? You're so hot that when I look at you I get a tan. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me? Is there a rainbow, because you're the treasure I've been searching for... What time do you have to be back in heaven? There's a woman like you in my dreams every night. Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine? When God made you, he was showing off. |
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nothin
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: York
Posts: 1,483
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hey did you fall from heaven? because your face is ****ed up
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10-09-2012
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princess
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: peterborough, ontario
Posts: 1,740
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BWHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHA
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10-09-2012
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Creative mind
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Netherlands
Posts: 921
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Say "hey" and then just shake your head so you have your hair wave in a sexy way :o That's the key to all girls! :o |
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10-09-2012
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princess
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: peterborough, ontario
Posts: 1,740
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True dat
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10-10-2012
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Unpopular
Join Date: May 2012
Location: ಠ_ಠ
Posts: 2,648
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10-10-2012
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princess
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: peterborough, ontario
Posts: 1,740
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Im not single irl, but im single on graal, <-3 CALL ME JESTER
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10-10-2012
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zzz
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: WA USA
Posts: 9,232
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10-10-2012
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princess
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: peterborough, ontario
Posts: 1,740
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Can I use Your thighs as ear muffs?
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10-18-2012
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Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Sweden
Posts: 5,945
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nice shoes, wanna ****?
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Creative mind
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Netherlands
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Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Sweden
Posts: 5,945
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