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09-04-2011
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Wizard In Training
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: A cold, barren wasteland (Wisconsin)
Posts: 742
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Crabs (not the STD)
I've got a mysterious question that's been haunting me for a LONG time. I know, subconsciously, you've all been wondering about this too. So, I thought it time to bring it out into the public eye for an interesting discussion. Where do all these crabs come from?? There are constantly people digging all over Era's beautiful beaches and yet these pesky crabs keep appearing! They obviously don't reproduce or someone would've seen it and taken some sort of evidence by now. So what, are they beamed down to our small planet by aliens from above? Are they being cloned by some secret mad scientist for some Crab Invasion/Takeover?? That's for you to discuss ;) |
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09-04-2011
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Canavi.
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Australia
Posts: 201
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I breed them in my guild house and bury them on the beach.
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09-04-2011
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Germany
Posts: 6,122
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SNK is breeding them under his bed. He stays up every morning very early and checks if everything is alright. Green Peace supports him.
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09-04-2011
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BestSparrerOfAllTime
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: CakeLand
Posts: 903
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No no no no no no no no! You got this all wrong. It started when Stefan wanted more money. Classic was failing and Era, well.... was boring. Since his beloved Classic was already far along the path of destruction, he decided Era was the way to go. So, he invented the crab, a sort of ugly creature with claws and stupidity programmed into it's brain. Next he used his godly powers (also known as Scripting) to give this crab life, in which he made it evil. Finally, he used the random factor to make it randomly spam whenever dirt was dug. Because, he was bored as "heck" and wanted to be stupid. Than he invented players, with his idiotic scripting and such, and made the revive in these annoying things called Hospitals. You see, he still needed money. So he made instant revive-on-spot potions (which, by the way, make no sense whatsoever if you think about it). Of course, you had to pay for such 'luxurys' as not being dropped off a rapist hospital. So he invented the Shop, in which he added a way to buy money. (Wait.... what? Buying money? Oh screw this. It makes sense in someones head.) Than, ......? and Profit! Thus born Era. |
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09-04-2011
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noob
Join Date: Sep 2011
Posts: 241
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09-04-2011
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Inactive
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Singapore
Posts: 153
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No one knows about this, but these crabs are from an alternate dimension of unimaginable proportions. They do not look as innocent as they look - They have the power to take over the world. Ah yes. Crabs. The strongest of all living things, second to penguins.
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09-04-2011
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Guest
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idea time!! :o
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09-04-2011
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That one random guy
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Waukegan, Ill
Posts: 41
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They should add Penguins at the snow resort when it opens! lol
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09-04-2011
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Professional AFKer
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: South East Pennsylvania
Posts: 1,888
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PENGUINS!
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09-04-2011
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here and there
Join Date: Sep 2011
Posts: 3,619
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Crabs reproduce. It's just that, crabs are so deep in the sand, you can't see them mate and they always have a guard ready.
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09-04-2011
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Canavi.
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Australia
Posts: 201
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Then all you diggers come by and kill them : (
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Era SFX
Join Date: Aug 2011
Posts: 116
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09-05-2011
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Just Sayin
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: In your pocket.
Posts: 105
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The crabs could've mutated from the STD
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09-05-2011
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Coder
Join Date: Sep 2011
Posts: 843
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ok here is a story for ya: One day in era (around the first days iera was opening) one of the Events Team Members desided to host crab wresling (where the players turn into crabs and fight), and everything was normal until current manager & co- manager Alfonso and Vulcan show up at the event... they sat in the corner silently while the crabs were fighting to the death. Then a winner emerged. Elliot won the event, and the ET gave him some EC. Then alf spawned some 'Pinecones' as a treat for everyone to see.... a minute later, vulcan staff sticked all the players except Elliot (who was still a crab) then summoned a black hole in the center of the crab arena taking Eliot and the pinecones into its dark center and morphed them... the pincones mirged with Eliots mind, twisting it. then alfonso said "VULCAN LOOK AT WHAT YOU DONE!" then destroying the black hole revealing what what looked like a normal crab player, so alfonso walks over slowly and says "Elliot, are you ok?". The crab looks at him without saying a word... "Vulcan look what you did again, now another player turned into a crab" alfonso said. "well best to staff stick our mistakes" vulcan said in a hope the crab would turn back into a player.. Vulcan hits the crab with the stick and it vanishes.... "lets go get tacos" vulcan said as they left the event room not knowing what they did... *Meanwhile On Era Iphone* What The staff thought was just going to be another day managing the server changed suddenly when a storm appeared near the beach... the storm got so bad, the seas reached the shores engulfing building and washing away random noobs (sad :[) and then a lightning bolt hit the center of the "War on idiotism" building where a giant crab appeared... all the players stoped chating and gathered around the crab thinking it was a staff member enteraining them.. when one of the people said "Drag MEEEE" the crab screached and took the person and ate him, everyone started to run for cover while it was rampaging through era city. it first went through the "war on idiotism" park, and climbed on the bank of era.... With Player Relations just finding out they warped to the building and saw the humongus crab... one of the PRs say "Lets Nuke it" and throws a nuke at it. The Crab cheches the nuke and threw it at the PPA (Player Protection Agenty) building, and it exploads sending a giant black cloud in the sky. the PR's ran scared for their lives leaving the players to defend for themselves.. five minutes after the crab killing hundreds of era citazans, the manager arives and takes out his magic wand. "You tampered with my server, now you shall die" he said while a magic green beam shoots out and hits the giant red crab sending it flying twords the beach.. After a hour of searching the staff finally find the hole which the giant crab made when he hit the ground. but something was wrong. There was mutible spots around the big hole that look like they have been dug up and filled in, and hundreds of drag marks that lead into the sea... all the Player Relations officers start thinking this is the only begining |
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Professional AFKer
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: South East Pennsylvania
Posts: 1,888
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Thats totaly what happend -.- lol
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